Captain Crosshairs

«Avenging angels with parachutes as wings, it's time to make the artillery sing.»
{Ex-Wrecker | Cold Construct} [Serious/Parody]
『18+; features gore & horror』

[Captain Crosshairs @LaySomeHate]

"Lєт'ѕ gινє тнєм нєƖƖ."

「Bayverse Crosshairs」
✛Transformers/Marvel✛

⊕Polyship based on chem, can be soloship in a proper SL.
⊕Banter, shitposts and paragraph RP.
⊕Heavily thought out canon character.

〘#sʏɴɴ〙

[Captain Crosshairs @LaySomeHate]

@RacingSwagger wow. WOW.... Okay, bitch.

[Captain Crosshairs @LaySomeHate]

@RacingSwagger sorry to break it to you but the horniness has gone down tenfold over the years 😔

[Captain Crosshairs @LaySomeHate]

\\HE FELT SO INSULTED LIKE BITCH BET SAY THAT TO MY FACE 😭💔

[roadbuster @RacingSwagger]

tony voice your cars ugly

cross: youre ugly

tony: what

cross: what ))

[Captain Crosshairs @LaySomeHate]

right now???

[roadbuster @RacingSwagger]

since when :/

[Captain Crosshairs @LaySomeHate]

\\HONESTLY that was FUCKING HILARIOUS

[roadbuster @RacingSwagger]

Tfw you steal a car and it steals you instead ))

[Captain Crosshairs @LaySomeHate]

but he hot

[𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝙗𝙤𝙢𝙗 .ᐟ @IGNICOLlST]

Buster hurt my feefees dump him

[Captain Crosshairs @LaySomeHate]

no thanks

[roadbuster @RacingSwagger]

i said it last suck me.

[Captain Crosshairs @LaySomeHate]

I SAID THAT FIRST BITCH

[roadbuster @RacingSwagger]

Poor taste but ight

[Captain Crosshairs @LaySomeHate]

\\didn't that happen thru double-edged accidental kidnapping I hate tHEM

[Captain Crosshairs @LaySomeHate]

that's why she's perfect 😤

[roadbuster @RacingSwagger]

Shes just a fuckin smaller you you’re fuckin awful together.

[Captain Crosshairs @LaySomeHate]

poor taste but aight

[roadbuster @RacingSwagger]

If it makes anyone feel better he also hates crosshairs’ human

[Captain Crosshairs @LaySomeHate]

... tf u mean it's been 12 years

[Captain Crosshairs @LaySomeHate]

2010 💀

[Captain Crosshairs @LaySomeHate]

@RacingSwagger lol no u joined by AoE. 2014.... I been here longer sos me

[Captain Crosshairs @LaySomeHate]

@RacingSwagger WHY IS *HE* STILL AROUND BUT KO GOT THANOS SNAPPED???

[Captain Crosshairs @LaySomeHate]

@RacingSwagger u literally gav me EXACTLY what I was looking for when I said what I imagined he Is Literally Breakdown

[Captain Crosshairs @LaySomeHate]

@RacingSwagger ..... of fucking course it is I named her didn't I???

[Captain Crosshairs @LaySomeHate]

@RacingSwagger Stares at @bruisinghammer

[Captain Crosshairs @LaySomeHate]

\\oh God DA:O let's u name the dog sos