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*Will do unholy things for breakfast cereal*

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@fox8news More remarkable journalism from the folks at fox8

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@CBSSports hi my friend @ho11eyDrw has some qualms he'd like to express about your college football camera angles, or "fancy dancy bullshit" as he calls it.

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@ho11eyDrw @CityofDurango Just look at that diverse crowd of pickle ball enthusiasts. What a win for ALL of the city residents! Praise God, we have pickelball!!!

This is what Durango is about! Great use of funds!

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R.I.P. Jack Rebney, the '80s RV salesman whose hilarious, profanity-strewn, on-the-job meltdown was a forerunner of the viral video and became the subject of the documentary WINNEBAGO MAN.

We encourage you to read this moving note his friend Keith posted on Facebook.

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@clownworld Taking bulking season too far

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You're soft

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Somebody needs to cut Brazil down to size. Way too big.

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@clevelanddotcom Tickets booked!!!!!!!
(For anywhere that isn't Put in Bay 8/23 or 8/24)

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Hey Alexa, where's Neil Young's bitch ass from?

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@joshcarlosjosh @AstroZitnik

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What's your girls nickname?

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@ChexMix I'm not happy about the jalapeño cheddar flavor. INTOLERABLE!

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@LOTRonPrime I've always wanted a RoP yamulka!

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@FridaySailer There will come a Friday that you will not make it to

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There will soon come a time where dating apps sell data to political campaigns.

"My opponent only had a 2% swipe right rate on people of color. This racist must not be allowed in office!"

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Fuck quinoa and fuck kale.

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Fürst Name: Insufferable
Last Name: Self-Aware

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People in Colorado are above people in Ohio

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Disc golfers are bitches, the whole lot of them.

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@CountryChord More like "Sweating South"
Great song though.