Layke

“There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.”

[Layke @LaykeFowler]

Went sailing with a Greek guy today. Saw his phone background was the sloth from Zootopia. When I brought it up he said "its because he's so powerful"

[Layke @LaykeFowler]

Pregaming the shower (used a bidet)

[Layke @LaykeFowler]

@therese_zava Maybe it's just dutch

[Layke @LaykeFowler]

Here's how Duncan Idaho can still win:

[Layke @LaykeFowler]

Guy who pronounces Potbelly like potpourri

[Layke @LaykeFowler]

Need this for my lower back

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Ballistic Torso shot with a 152mm Howitzer

[Layke @LaykeFowler]

I've done it. I've finally read all the lord of the rings books. Expect me to be even more annoying while watching the movies

[Layke @LaykeFowler]

Why does he seem like he's practicing for a Ted talk. Serious tour guide energy

[Layke @LaykeFowler]

@TheSASteve Me every night

[Layke @LaykeFowler]

@BenjaminCrew1 Hey thanks for the shout out

[Layke @LaykeFowler]

Its crazy when your lyft driver drives like a madman cause like, yeah thank you appreciate it

[Layke @LaykeFowler]

Someone put the brown line on dark mode

[Layke @LaykeFowler]

Felt unsafe for the first time in this city. This is Brandon Johnson's Chicago.

(Heard someone speaking French on the train)

[Layke @LaykeFowler]

Quick tip: if you own a hotel, its an option to not have a giant bathroom window facing apartment buildings

[Layke @LaykeFowler]

Penn Badgley? More like Pegged Badly amiright, ladies?

[Layke @LaykeFowler]

You guys online only? Or do you have any brick and mortys?

[Layke @LaykeFowler]

HEARTBREAKING: This man thinks this is all Saruman can conjure

[Layke @LaykeFowler]

Raccacoonie was snubbed

[Layke @LaykeFowler]

Excited to see M3GAN but need a refresher on the first 2