Layla Chihuahua

Alpha Centauri undercover Alien refugee. Powered by a mix of gold, solar energy, my humans, my pup and general mischief.

[Layla Chihuahua @LaylaChihuahua]

My pal @JamesBondTheDog went to the vet today... He was smiling after the visit! What happened in there? 🤔

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@JamesBondTheDog the sound is produced by the exhaust pipes of the nuclear thermoreactors that power up my earthling space suit

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@JamesBondTheDog totally!

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@JamesBondTheDog no worries, my internal nuclear reactor keeps me warm and cozy! You want me to sit on your tummy? #feelme

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After a walk under the rain, my pal @JamesBondTheDog feels super moist! No worries, I have your back... And blancky!

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@JamesBondTheDog the sound of my silent - and deadly - fart. Go on, have a good sniff and indulge in the scent while you go to sleep! Hi hi!

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@JamesBondTheDog hush, my minion, hush....

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Hanging out in my queendom after going for an early morning walk. Tried to hide some gold for my spaceship but the hooman found it again!

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@trailerparkdogs arooh!! Let's go!

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I got caught this morning playing with my poop in bed...

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After a ruff night partying with @JamesBondTheDog is time for some Sunday morning chill! #hangover #lazysunday

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Cleaning and tiding up the house before my hoomans arrive this evening - what a crazy party weekend!!

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@JamesBondTheDog @trailerparkdogs shakey shakey!!

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@JamesBondTheDog @trailerparkdogs that's right!! Savage partayyyyy!!!

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@JamesBondTheDog well, water was super moisty and my hooman just knows how to scrub the right places.

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@marshallsheldon

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@ErinMonigold @JamesBondTheDog I'm using my psychic powers to make the hoomans tweet my thoughts without them knowing

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@marshallsheldon sure we are! It will be epic! Measured by the length of the skid marks we will leave by the house!

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@JamesBondTheDog @ErinMonigold oh no JB! Don't expose my secrets, you sneaky little spy!

[Layla Chihuahua @LaylaChihuahua]

@ErinMonigold that's because I'm an Alien from Alpha Centauri in disguise, pet me?