Layla Marsh

Office Manager. Abarth Owner. Sci-Fi Fan. Bed Bug.

[James @jimiwoz]

This car is literally the most fun you can have with your clothes on !! #Abarth ! I am 21 again ! It's official !

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The surge in production of the hormone oxytocin causes sex to act as a painkiller.

[Layla Marsh @LaylaMarsh]

Why can't computers just work?!? I mean seriously you have one job, just do it! #ItSucks

[Layla Marsh @LaylaMarsh]

#pink bubble wrap. How awesome is this?! Its the little things that keep you sane

[Layla Marsh @LaylaMarsh]

"@StuartGreenhall: The office is empty... did I not get the memo?" They all decided to play hide an seek... Without telling you....

[Layla Marsh @LaylaMarsh]

"@StuartGreenhall: Tonight's dinner is inside... #manfood" fancy one of these tonight?

[Layla Marsh @LaylaMarsh]

Key words for the day: "You do know its 8:08?... F**k" @StuartGreenhall

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

The single most depressing phrase in the English language is: "better to be safe than sorry".

[Jake Humphrey @mrjakehumphrey]

Goodnight...and remember...

You don't have to sleep to dream.

[Layla Marsh @LaylaMarsh]

is slowly turning into a housewife

http://t.co/GAXXVGxRPx

[Layla Marsh @LaylaMarsh]

Man who created own credit card sues bank for not sticking to terms via @Telegraph http://t.co/LNx5q31lJA

Brilliant!

[puddlejumper @StuartGreenhall]

Thanks @JeremyClarkson made me feel proud of what Britain makes! Spot on!

[Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall]

Ashes retained, lions victory, Wimbledon. I think we should ask to bring forward the world cup in brazil to next week. #onaroll

[Marc Johnson @marcjohnson]

We are our own worst enemies. Fear, doubt and paranoia urge us do silly things, which tend to create the situations we wish to avoid

[Layla Marsh @LaylaMarsh]

@StuartGreenhall Glad you enjoyed it :) don't worry I'll take good care of the red lady!

[Layla Marsh @LaylaMarsh]

"@wired: Self-taught, intelligent machines are coming. http://t.co/Znzp9NrkWY" Feeling a little scared at this news.....

[Layla Marsh @LaylaMarsh]

#lunchtime ploughmans

[Layla Marsh @LaylaMarsh]

@JeremyClarkson this decision alienates women. I don't want my gender to be to blame for this ridiculous excuse.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

The plan to raise the motorway speed limit to 80 has been dropped. Ministers say it would alienate women. Which is utter bollocks.