Layla Masters

Charity fundraiser / Husband of Ken /Mother of Brett and Honoria Masters

[Layla Masters @LaylaMasters]

@kenmasterful We can watch it together later on catch up.

[Layla Masters @LaylaMasters]

@kenmasterful Ken, can you come and pick me up from Jemima's?

[Layla Masters @LaylaMasters]

@kenmasterful Ken, could you come into the kitchen? I need to move the fridge.

[Layla Masters @LaylaMasters]

@kenmasterful @dylmei Yes, it's my favourite song of all time.

[Layla Masters @LaylaMasters]

@kenmasterful @jack_mercury Where do you write this poetry of yours?

[Layla Masters @LaylaMasters]

@kenmasterful @jack_mercury Very private. Where do you do it?

[Layla Masters @LaylaMasters]

@kenmasterful @jack_mercury Really? I've never seen you write poetry.

[Layla Masters @LaylaMasters]

@kenmasterful Ken, it's raining and it's on the other side of town. They're the same fridges, just cheaper.

[Layla Masters @LaylaMasters]

@kenmasterful Curry's.

[Layla Masters @LaylaMasters]

@kenmasterful Ok. Here's a pic of one I'm looking at:

[Layla Masters @LaylaMasters]

@kenmasterful You can be such a wanker.

[Layla Masters @LaylaMasters]

@kenmasterful It's not very funny.

[Layla Masters @LaylaMasters]

@kenmasterful Why would you want to bring a canoe into work?

[Layla Masters @LaylaMasters]

@kenmasterful Canoe into work? Sorry I don't get it.

[Layla Masters @LaylaMasters]

@kenmasterful Brett did. Why do you ask?

[Layla Masters @LaylaMasters]

@kenmasterful @Brett__Masters Just leave it Ken. We'll talk about it tonight.

[Layla Masters @LaylaMasters]

@Brett__Masters @kenmasterful @OllieBedford Oh come on Brett, it'll be fun!

[Layla Masters @LaylaMasters]

@kenmasterful @Brett__Masters Oh for God's sake Ken! .i.} .. = (testicles) i = penis. Understood?

[Layla Masters @LaylaMasters]

@kenmasterful @Brett__Masters It's a penis and testicles Ken.

[Layla Masters @LaylaMasters]

@kenmasterful @Brett__Masters It's something rude Ken. Just leave it at that.