Lay 🧚‍♀️

[Sim Guru The Wig Bender 👩🏽‍🦲🖤 @TheSarah_O]

Y’all hyping up jiggly bow bow but love to harass Chloe for any music she drops. Suck a candy cane and get over it

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

I love unscheduled spontaneous shit. Only if my hair already done.

[Chlöe @ChloeBailey]

MRS CLAUS DON’T HAVE 2 KNOW out now 🎁

[Ali🌹 @_omalichaa]

I’ll be marrying the man who wants me relaxed & whimsical for the rest of my life.

[DenouementLawyer @Itsthatlawyer_]

This music video played non stop on disney channel but 8 year old me did not complain once

[🤍 @fromawife]

I love men with a provider fetish.

[chu @THEHORRORGOTH]

you know what’s a lost art? actors acting in music videos!…

[ɴᴀᴅɪ. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

This is how a relationship feels when your man doesn’t cheat.

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

I wanna start going OUTSIDE more, but in a Sex and the City kind of way, cute outfits, dinner reservations, cocktails, classy lounges , i don’t wanna be in nobody’s club with captions flying in the air.

[C @dyketamer]

I love me a “gimmie kiss” ass nigga like of course papa here you go

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

my type:

[lucia ⭒ @asrielle_]

the wii was just that bitch idk

[mike. @Eselilho]

wrap this rekindling friendship shit up, any bitch went against this shit dead to me!!!

[Big Sosa @duchessoffemmes]

If I was Sheila I would’ve faked my death driving up that mountain and went missing for 5 years just to make everyone feel bad

[metcalf eatin candy nshit @itsnotpap]

BOYYYYYY dat snort woulda got da whole JEEP SHITTED UP fuckin wit me on god

[otis. ꕤ #1 oh well stan @impxrfectforyou]

most illegally downloaded female song in history (3rd overall) and had one of the biggest digital sale debuts in billboard history (438k) baby this was the discovery of the coffee bean

[hayati 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻 @hayatifag]

getting nuked at job interviews for not driving when the position is at one location, doesn’t require driving, and doesn’t require you to work at other locations is so aggravating like what is the point other than to irritate me!!!

[Complex @Complex]

Chris Hansen recreates Robert Pattinson’s viral kitchen meme

‘Robert Pattinson is portraying me in the new movie ‘Primetime’. Two can play at that game.’

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

You ever just cut a btch off because she genuinely wasn’t a good friend, and then she start moving like y’all just beefed up??? 😭 Like damn btch, you been hating me this whole time?? 😫

[saint valentine @valentine_aiff]

I’m the twenty-eight-year-old male