Layne Hammer

Potato enthusiast.

[Layne Hammer @LayneNoel]

Hey @united, who do I need to talk to about my incredibly terrible travel day (that’s not even over yet). My “tell us how we did” survey notification suspiciously takes me no where…

[Layne Hammer @LayneNoel]

@qrsupport please help me 😭

[Layne Hammer @LayneNoel]

@FueledbyLOLZ It’s always reminded me of a whale. Where are you stationed?

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

ITS SPOOKY SZN

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Wait for it

[Layne Hammer @LayneNoel]

@KOCOdamonlane how much rain do you think on Sunday? I want BC Clark to pay for my wedding bands. https://t.co/I7nPBJ5JC9

[Jonathan Gault @jgault13]

Molly Seidel is 4-for-4 in marathons. She runs 2:24:42, a personal best and the fastest ever by an American woman in New York, to finish 4th in the NYC Marathon.

Marathon star.

[Gabe Ikard @GabeIkard]

Woman leading the OKC Marathon just stopped to throw up. Did the deed and just kept rolling. Awesome stuff.

[Layne Hammer @LayneNoel]

@janecoaston I did 😂

[CITIUS MAG @CitiusMag]

RT if Molly Seidel made you happy today

[Rachel Ware @RachelWare127]

UPDATE: $1,000 REWARD FOR RETURN OF ZOEY!!!!

[Rachel Ware @RachelWare127]

Overwhelmed by the love & support of our closest friends & folks we’ve never met. Rain or shine.

The search continues for our greyhound, Zoey. Thank you all for continued support. This is a really hard time for us, we miss our girl. ❤️ #okc

[𖨆 @idlearchivist]

the crime the criminal

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

Look, I'm flexible, either we get rid of guns or we get rid of men but it's pretty obvious that we can't have both.

[Layne Hammer @LayneNoel]

@Benreedxc There is such a thing as unwise people though.

[Layne Hammer @LayneNoel]

@prairieales This is the best flamin hot product. I refuse to debate.

[CHEEZ-IT @cheezit]

Cheez-It portraits aren’t just for the stars. Get your friend a gift they’ll never forget – tag them (or yourself) to win with #CheezItArtEntry. Rules: https://t.co/WD3uwSXrSF

[Layne Hammer @LayneNoel]

This evening, I ordered take out from one of my favorite local restaurants. Tonight, before I go to bed, I will pray you can find the strength to dislodge your head from Trump’s butt. What have you done to actually serve your community today? @GovStitt #OKMaskMandateNOW please

[Governor Kevin Stitt @GovStitt]

Oklahomans have always rallied around community, prayer & faith during trials & seasons of uncertainty. Today, I invite Oklahomans of all faiths & religious backgrounds to join me in prayer & fasting for our state. As we unite together, keep the following on your heart and mind:

[Layne Hammer @LayneNoel]

@dawestheband

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

Me: *stares into the abyss*
The abyss: