Laynie.

One time I ate a dozen donuts in one sitting | I like Diet Coke | Lagniappe

[Laynie. @Laynie_H]

Tonight I am thankful for all of my brother's loving and insightful snapchats

[Laynie. @Laynie_H]

@BuschBeer #teamjovi !!!!!

[Laynie. @Laynie_H]

@BuschBeer #TEAMJOVI

[Laynie. @Laynie_H]

#TEAMJOVI @BuschBeer

[Steven Wroblewski @swrobo]

@BuschBeer This is Jovi! She loves to hunt and chase birds for a living. She’s one of the best hunting dogs I’ve ever had. She’s also at the front door waiting to go hunt. #BuschBarkBracket #Contest @BuschBeer

[Laynie. @Laynie_H]

@LittleDebbie It was my one Christmas wish to try the little Debbie Christmas Tree Ice Cream. I was met with disappointment as I searched to no avail to find the ice cream nor y’all’s Christmas tree snack cakes in Fort Collins, CO. Christmas was cancelled.

[Laynie. @Laynie_H]

@KyleTrinkner One would likely rate on a one if it were one-to-one if one knows what one means

[Laynie. @Laynie_H]

Sometimes I read these memes and tweets about insightful things that other therapists say that change people’s lives and I’m over here arguing with my kid clients that eating boogers cant possibly have nutritional value.

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@Dezs___ @gaudyside @casey_mcquiston @Shire1901 @ainsleyhaley I do believe I have heard this exact conversation transpired between two middle-aged men at the “hunt’n camp”, y’all (wit Popeyes cup included)

[Laynie. @Laynie_H]

I’m 26 years old and I still can’t fucking spell RestAuRaUnt

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@TheAbitaBeer @ainsleyhaley @juliaaprior @gaudyside

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It’s funny because it’s a lot of weed

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My dog looking at me as she presents me with a dead animal from the back yard

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Group text: “Anyone down to grab drinks tonight?”

“I shan’t be going” I whisper as I settle in to watch Agent Cody Banks.

[Laynie. @Laynie_H]

It’s piss

[Laynie. @Laynie_H]

@R_CartR @AJemaineClement @DonaldJTrumpJr @danawhite @ufc I see Owen Wilson

[Laynie. @Laynie_H]

Draw me like one of your French girls

[Katie Stebbins @_katiestebbins_]

doctor doolittle is *the worst*, yet it contains cinema's greatest minute