Alhaja🥀

Woman. Aspiring rich woman😍. Education still in review. I hate stress. Muslim. I do usually do feminist💛. Ashewo vibezz🥵.

[Alhaja🥀 @Layomi__O]

@Ayotezs Soooo true tbh. I just love the army force and the ✨benefit✨

[Alhaja🥀 @Layomi__O]

If not for the stress of relocating every now and then, I desperately want to join the British army (this is me hoping it will come with sponsorship ofc).

[Alhaja🥀 @Layomi__O]

Mayowa is a mad man sha. Werey ni bobo yen mehnnnnn. A demon.

[Alhaja🥀 @Layomi__O]

I met this woman with a huge collection of books in her house-more like a library.

I saw some books in her collection which I have at home and she went on recommending other books to me and advised I shop from charity stores.

Charity stores won’t have African literatures😔

[Alhaja🥀 @Layomi__O]

Omooo the book sweet die but I have less than 5hrs to get ready for work 🥺

[Alhaja🥀 @Layomi__O]

Kai. People are paying their partners to babysit their baby. Sentence that shouldn’t be seen anywhere on obasanjo internet.

[Alhaja🥀 @Layomi__O]

See me enjoying this book now. I don’t even want to drop it anymore but I have to🥺

[Alhaja🥀 @Layomi__O]

I’m not getting into this book well as much as I would love to or maybe it’s just a slow read but the hype is over the roof🥴

[🎲🧊 @diceykb]

kissing it a couple time before you eat it >>>>>>

[Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬 @_Somtochi]

“Money cannot buy happin…..”

[Aanu Oluyide💐 @Akanke_Tanso]

@seun_edema I saw this someone and I was like, it captures it all.

[Seun Edema @seun_edema]

I think boys and girls need to be trained almost the same way for society to have a semblance of normality.

Mismatched expectations everywhere.

[Alhaja🥀 @Layomi__O]

See as you just let internet people dey talk down on you but you deserve sha cos why being condescending?

[buttercup 🧚🏾 @Moreofnaomi]

I don’t know what kind of vaginas you people have that need to be constantly washed every time you pee.

[Alhaja🥀 @Layomi__O]

@Cijenan You can imagine! They talk so loosely

[Alhaja🥀 @Layomi__O]

My sister nearly made me stop eating yolk of egg. I can’t eat it on its own tho but I still eat it. That girl nearly made Titus fish irritate me but I no gree.
The last one made me hate jollof spaghetti at some point but I still no gree. Awon alakoba😩

[Moh’d Gazaal @mohammedgazaal]

I admired my brothers so much growing up. I always thought they were so cool😂. I recall I stopped eating eba because one of them stopped.

[Resident Ad & Party Aunty @Amy_rights]

My nephew will be the smartest kid in this world. What do you mean a 3 month-old has over 40+ books?

[Alhaja🥀 @Layomi__O]

I very sorry to say but Zimbabweans are rude in their speaking.

Maybe to them, they aren’t but as a Nigerian, I’ve put so many of them in their place at work and I want to understand them but I just can’t get past it.
Gosh! Very very rude.

[Alhaja🥀 @Layomi__O]

And this is omi obe, not that other one🫠

[‘deola. @deyola_a]

I just learnt now Amala recipe from Hilda Baci 😛💃💃 can’t wait to try it out

[Alhaja🥀 @Layomi__O]

I’m not getting into this book well as much as I would love to or maybe it’s just a slow read but the hype is over the roof🥴

[Alhaja🥀 @Layomi__O]

@danielholkss You really don’t know what your next scroll would be.

[Alhaja🥀 @Layomi__O]

Lol me and my instructor were always keeping malice let alone a relative😩

[Gems @Eligemsss]

Everytime I go out with my sister so she can learn and practice her driving, we come back home and keep malice until the next day.
I don’t even shout for real