Paige

ucsb

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

i hate indeed so much why is it telling me to apply for an ice cream truck driver job based on my experience 😭 literally go to hell

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwest trash talk is next level

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

me after the breaking dawn part 2 battle scene was revealed to be a vision

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

How to compliment someone without mentioning their appearance:

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Naaaaaa grocery shopping prices are ridiculous right now 😑You might as well eat outside !!

[Iowa Chill @IowaChill]

Snow possible today through tomorrow morning.
1-100 inches expected
Expect it to start at 11am, 1pm, 2pm, 3pm, or 4pm
While you’re at it, practice the stop drop and roll and get into a tornado shelter.

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

luke skywalker is a nepo baby

[sydney @demiurgently]

my ducks? in a row. ordered. disciplined. behaving predictably.
your ducks? scattered. in disarray. waddling aimlessly. desperate for a leader to impose structure.

pathetic.

[ask lil wayne⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ @Sp0iledBRAATT]

Don’t transfer savings to checking 2023

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ur really gonna act like that? when santa claus is literally coming to town

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

aint seen ONE person say 2023 gon be they year, yall really scared this time 😭

[ᴇʟʟɪᴇᴛʜᴇᴡᴏʀʟᴅ💽 @KawaiiZealot]

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

on this month 14 years ago, the iconic photoshoot with the cast of twilight was featured in vanity fair's december issue!

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

they should decide the next president by sending all the candidates on a tour of willy wonka’s chocolate factory

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

“why are you
dressed like that?” “like what?”

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

For $100 I will FaceTime you in scrubs on Thanksgiving and pretend to be your boyfriend that couldn’t make it because he had to work in the hospital