Layze aka Anthony

Single dad from Arizona-NY roots. Chasing faith, sanity, and dad jokes. Here to vent on single parenting & guy mental health. No politics, just real talk.

[Layze aka Anthony @Layzevibes]

Bijan Robinson is a goat for this. I heard that right? Did I not?????

[Layze aka Anthony @Layzevibes]

@PatMcAfeeShow @OfficialAJHawk twin brother

[Layze aka Anthony @Layzevibes]

@tyschmit Hawkers doppelganger?

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@piersmorgan Shut up douche

[Layze aka Anthony @Layzevibes]

@PatMcAfeeShow Is Holland @OfficialAJHawk twin brother with that man's man jaw line?
Jeezeee louiseee

[Layze aka Anthony @Layzevibes]

@OfficialAJHawk is Holland your twin brother? #doppelganger

#worldcup2026
#norway

[Layze aka Anthony @Layzevibes]

Yo! @amazon chill with the spam emails for fuk sake. Ohhh Herro purrsee stop.

[Layze aka Anthony @Layzevibes]

@BostonConnr Choke much?

[Layze aka Anthony @Layzevibes]

@adamcarolla I am never going to get over the fact that you are the realest motherfucker in hollywood.

[Layze aka Anthony @Layzevibes]

I shook the hand of a man that I would never want to be on his bad side. By far one of the most friendliest humans I've ever met. Humble and just AHT right awesome. Undisclosed location where we met. But, he even gave to the poor. Get this man a medal! #USA #USA

[Layze aka Anthony @Layzevibes]

Dear @PatMcAfeeShow , I met a superhero today. Faced look real familiar and couldn't put my finger on it. Due to your show, it came to me. Paul Biz from @spittinchiclets a true hero. All i can think of is him beating the piss out of those dudes at the bar. Today boys,

[Layze aka Anthony @Layzevibes]

@RGIII I smack that ass. In da sheets.

[Layze aka Anthony @Layzevibes]

@joeroganhq Football has entered the chat

[Layze aka Anthony @Layzevibes]

@adamcarolla Not sure how you can stand next to that cuck. I know you've been friends forever
But he's still a cunt.

[Layze aka Anthony @Layzevibes]

@adamcarolla Ill take Jaxon Dart for 400 Adam!

[Layze aka Anthony @Layzevibes]

If only there was a channel who promised us there would never be commercials, also there was a time where you'd go... here's a punt yea we dont watch these lets go to X game. You had balls and then sold us out. To be fair. Andrew Siscillino used to say that with DTV. My bad

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

If only there was a channel……

[Layze aka Anthony @Layzevibes]

@bet365 just royally fuckedd me 3 ways to Sunday. Put in for a bet. Options were hit, strike out, in play out, walk, OTHER. Out of all of these options, where would a homerun fall into?
Also, let's use common sense. Also, would HR be in that category if you do a straight bet.

[Layze aka Anthony @Layzevibes]

@PatMcAfeeShow @MrsMcAfeeShow @Midas you're welcome to start reaching out for free advertisement

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@PatMcAfeeShow @MrsMcAfeeShow Jesus Christ is this idiocracy? Did the Midas touch pay for the naming rights of your child?

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It all makes sense now. @WholeFoods kids vomiting all morning. My ass been eating garbage my entire life, I'm good. Anyway, just wanted to give you an update after 2 hours of cleaning the vomit filled floors, cabnit sides, the toilet, and shower, rugs ect. #trending #thankyou

[Layze aka Anthony @Layzevibes]

Dear @WholeFoods

You can do better

- a father whos kid refuses to eat.

[Layze aka Anthony @Layzevibes]

Dear @WholeFoods

You can do better

- a father whos kid refuses to eat.