Leah Saycich

Welp.

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this is what barnes and noble felt like when u were 5

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I miss when twitter had real people on it

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Me leaving parties early: it’s not my fault TikTok is more interesting than you are

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Catch me singing the theme song from How to Train Your Dragon at Silver Clouds

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Thank god we don’t have to pretend to like natural wine anymore

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Some people don’t recreationally complain enough and it shows

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They don’t have dogs in the background of movies as much as they used to

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Sorry I’m actually super swamped. I have a bunch of shelled pistachios to get through that only have tiny cracks

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Right but have you ever come home from a long trip and had a tall glass of your own water

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I say snafu for the first time in my life and it’s during a presentation to leadership

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I can’t with those automatic salt and pepper grinders. If you only have one hand, I’ll allow it.

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Okay, enough of the vegetable spin before you chop

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I’m a ho for the Le Creuset mystery box unboxing videos like Kathy you lucky biotch with the 4 quart pumpkin Dutch oven

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You know you’re a poor communicator when every time you call someone they say “everything good?”

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TikTok: The greatest joy I get in life and I have a 30 min limit set.
You can’t have joy without pain.

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HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

[Leah Saycich @Layzies]

Everyone keeps saying use fewer ! in emails, no smiley faces, no apologies. I think everyone should do more !!!! More smiley faces!!! More sorry I missed this!!

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Lol at Alanis equating a death row pardon coming 2 mins late to a fly in Chardonnay

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What’s with young parents giving their children a bday Amazon review on Insta??

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I will never not be mortified by 4-years-ago Leah. Love yourself now so you can humiliate yourself later. Life is about balance.