Nigerian Politician Profile:
Bank — Switzerland
Hospital — London
Holidays — UAE or USA
Kids — UK, USA, Canada
Pilgrimage — Saudi
Shopping — Paris, Milan
Houses — Abuja, Dubai, London
Fornication —Maldives, Mykonos
Checkups — “Routine” trips abroad
Constituency — Seen only during elections
Promises — “We are working on it”
Scandals — “Politically motivated
Side hustle — Government contracts
Cars — Bulletproof convoy, sirens screaming
Light — 24/7 generator (NEPA is for vibes)
Security — More guards than a bank vault
Country — Managed remotely.
But when it’s time to campaign:
“My people… I feel your pain.” 🙂
If you like use your head this coming election or they use it for you as usual.
The President EFF gave a good breakdown of the conflict of black foreigners in South Africa. They are not the problem the rich and powerful will control the corporations and the banks.. and the mines. And if they were to get rid of the black African immigrants, they still would be poor.. so there’s no reason to practice xenophobic against other Africans.
“This video is to CURSE all you BASTARD BLOGGERS.
It appears government has bribed all of you to continue to distract Nigerians from the focus that we should focus on. People have been killed in Jos, rager than focus, you’re discussing FUNKE AKINDELE AND TOYIN ABRAHAM DID NOT GREET THEMSELVES..”
- Koffithaguru comes for compromised bloggers.
EXPOSING THE FOREIGN MACHINERY OPERATING IN NIGERIA
Mr. Alex Barbir is a member of blackwater, a foreign machinery from the united states of America
Our deep investigation found that Mr. Alex Barbir, the foreigner moving from Benue to Plateau State, inciting Christians against Muslims and promoting anti-Fulani narratives, is a member of the Blackwater machinery, which has been linked to the training and arming of ISIS members in Syria.
Mr. Alex Barbir came into Nigeria as a member for humanitarian assistance and was spotted rendering humanitarian assistance to IDPs in Benue State, but gradually turned out to be inciting Christians against Muslims and promoting anti-Fulani narratives.
For those who do not know, Blackwater/Academi (US) is a private military contractor used in conflict zones for training and arming individuals involved in such operations.
ISIS (Islamic State of Iraq and Syria) is a terrorist group that has been used in the destabilization of many Muslim countries, especially Iraq, Syria, and the Sahelian countries in Africa.
From our findings, Mr. Alex Barbir was in Syria for the training of ISIS members and has also been involved in other war-torn countries in the Gulf region.
Since the arrival of Mr. Alex Barbir, he has been spotted with some Christian individuals and groups. Mr. Ezekiel Dachomo, an ardent warmonger from Plateau State, is also said to be his partner.
Yesterday, just hours after inciting Christians in Jos, Plateau State, chaos broke out in the Rukuba area of Jos City, home to both Muslims and Christians. Reports indicate that over 14 people have been killed.
Christians must ask themselves: Does Mr. Alex Barbir truly look like a Christian? His behavior, mode of dressing—shorts, T-shirts, bushy long hair—raise questions about his motives.
Let me say this clearly: once agents like Mr. Alex succeed in setting this country on fire, they will disappear into thin air—mission accomplished. We will be left behind, with weapons in our hands, fighting and destroying one another. He will not be here to speak for or defend any group he claims to represent. The destruction will be ours to bear, not his.
This is no longer something to ignore. This is a direct threat to national unity and peace.
The Nigerian government must act—and act now. There must be an immediate and thorough investigation into this individual and his activities. If found culpable, he must be arrested, prosecuted, and, if necessary, deported and permanently banned from this country.
Nigeria belongs to Nigerians. No foreign agent should be allowed to walk into this country and set it on fire.
By Mustapha Gembu
An advocate for peace and harmonious coexistence among the Nigerian populace
March 30, 2026
A coworker wanted to know why I was fasting for two days.
I told him I could feel some inflammation had crept into my body and this was my reset button.
But you’ll die of hunger, he said.
So I found this video to show him how my hormones will reward me and what really happens when we go more than a day without eating.
Source: https://t.co/LY7amLyf5W.human (IG)
March 25 marks International Day of Remembrance of the Victims of Slavery and the Transatlantic Slave Trade.
15+ mln Africans became victims of transatlantic Euro-American slave trade
Remembering this tragedy is vital for historical justice ⛓️🌍
🚨🇺🇳 BREAKING: The United Nations has voted 123-3 in favor to condemn the enslavement of millions of Africans and the trans-Atlantic slave trade.
The three countries voting against it:
🇺🇸 USA
🇮🇱 Israel
🇦🇷 Argentina
Nearly all of Europe abstained.
The UN General Assembly has adopted a Ghana-led resolution recognising transatlantic slavery as the “gravest crime against humanity,” passing despite opposition from the US, Israel, Argentina, and European countries.
Dear Nigerians in UK, becareful of these things. It can ruin you 🇬🇧🇳🇬
1. Gambling with your hard earned money. This will throw you into financial issues. You will start borrowing, becoming anxious and broke.
2. Helping friends receive money to your account or forwarding to an unknown account. It can get you blocked by banks. Its a big deal here.
3. Fighting at work: this can get you sacked and possibly lose your visa status. It is highly unprofessional.
4. Sleeping at work: Dont do this. Its better to go home off unwell than sleep at work. Confirm also, if you can sleep during your break.
5. Dating a colleague; This may start off good, but if the relationship breaks, you can be accused of something more serious. Avoid at all cost.
6. No matter what, dont lay hands on your woman or man. Better to walk away in the middle of heated argument than to stay there and get more infuriated.
7. If you are off sick, dont pick a shift or job elsewhere. No matter how enticing. The agency will try to lure you. But if shiii hits the fan, you're the one liable not them.
8. You can block your work colleagues from your social media, to avoid stories that touch. Its better to be safe than sorry.
9. Drinking and driving, is a no no. Avoid this with your life. If you know you eill drink where you're going to, take an uber or go with a friend who can drive (has license or their own car).
10. Don't drive if you dont have a full UK driving license. Avoid using your expired international drivers license as well.
11. Don't date an under age. Always ask their age. No matter how big they are, no matter the circumstances of the meeting, always ask their age. Dont assume. Ignorance is not an excuse in the eyes of the law. RUN. So many have bee imprisoned and deported because of this.
12. Dear care worker, treat your patient right. No matter what conditions they have or how old they are, you can lose your job if you treat them unfairly.
If you have anything else to add, please add. Don't forget to share this. You can follow @KelvinOssai
🇬🇧 British activist
"Thank you, Israel, for revealing the true face of imperialist Westerners.
We now realize that Islam is not our enemy. The Muslim community consists of the kindest, most compassionate, and noble people.
Islam has been a victim of propaganda and defamation."
Nigel Farage took £585,000 from GB News. His MPs declared another £770,000. Four billionaires have spent £170 million building the media machine putting Reform in your living room every night.
Today the Guardian exposed them and what they expect in return. This is a political project funded from the top.
#ReformUK #NigelFarage #GBNews
Niall McConnell keeps getting schooled, results to editing the interaction and posts it.
He approached an African uncle on the streets to complain of immigrants, he found out quickly Uncle is at that stage of life where you don’t pretend. You call a spade a spade.
" Nigerian government well done, it took me four days of going up and down to charge my powerbank and I had to pay extra money because of increase in the price of fuel ⛽️. What exactly are we enjoying as citizens? There is a road at Orita Oja Odan Ipokia Ogun State where I attended secondary school. It started before I got into the school, and I finished in 2019. The road is still under construction"
Punishing migrant workers won't solve our problems. They never caused them.
Migrants didn't break the NHS - people from across the world staff it.
Migrant workers didn't make households poorer. It was the super-rich taking a bigger share.
We need solutions, not scapegoats.
🧔 She lived as a man for a year and what she experienced surprised her.
Rejection, invisibility, silence, and constant pressure.
Her conclusion: men may be struggling more than people want to admit.