Saquib Saeed Qureshi

You know who I am.

[Saquib Saeed Qureshi @LazeezStories]

Inheritance is not just money. Sometimes your father's good reputation is enough, and wherever you go, you are told that your father is one of the best people.

May Allah grant my father the highest ranks in Jannah - ameen

[Saquib Saeed Qureshi @LazeezStories]

meri samajh se baahar hai,
mere andar baitha shakhs!

[Saquib Saeed Qureshi @LazeezStories]

My intern was born in 2007,
I have unread emails older than that.

[Saquib Saeed Qureshi @LazeezStories]

#Ceasefire? What usually happens in occupied Palestine is that Palestinians cease, and Israel fires.

#StopGazaGenocide

[Saquib Saeed Qureshi @LazeezStories]

#NewProfilePic

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Hum middle class log hain, hamare waalidain ke paas jaaidaden nahi hoti, Zindagiyan hoti hain jo wo hum pe laga dete hain! ✨

[Saquib Saeed Qureshi @LazeezStories]

So kar uthna hi nahi chahiye, saare masle uske baad shuru hote hain.

[Kunal Kamra @kunalkamra88]

IQ - 2002

[Saquib Saeed Qureshi @LazeezStories]

What the fuck was that catch what the fuck was this match who the fuck am I 🥹

Congratulations Team India 🇮🇳

[Saquib Saeed Qureshi @LazeezStories]

This election result must teach you that Indian politics is a MYSTERY. Nobody is Chanakya. Political experts are delusional. Exit polls are SCAMS. News channels are sold puppets, Nobody knows SHIT. If anyone is the real player, it's the VOTERS. Do not ever take them for granted!

[Saquib Saeed Qureshi @LazeezStories]

Stories me sabke political biases nikal ke aa rahe hai aaj 😂

[Saquib Saeed Qureshi @LazeezStories]

India is the only country where someone borrows money from you, but you need to explain to them why you need your money back.

Same with clients you work with 😑
#MakePaymentsOnTime

[Saquib Saeed Qureshi @LazeezStories]

Sirf saal badla hai,
Log ab bhi G***du hain.

[Saquib Saeed Qureshi @LazeezStories]

Hindu teacher in UP asks children to slap classmate - a Muslim boy.
They take turns hitting him on cheek as he stands, wailing & terrified.
Teacher angry they're not hitting hard enough.
A man happily recording it.
Boy's father scared of filing police report.

The moon is Indian!

[Saquib Saeed Qureshi @LazeezStories]

"ye jo tum dil ke saaf hona,
dimaag walon se haar jaoge."

[Saquib Saeed Qureshi @LazeezStories]

It is not the eyes that are blind, but the hearts.

- Qur'an (22:46)

[Saquib Saeed Qureshi @LazeezStories]

Itna bhi mature nahi hona tha ke khud ke liye Eid ki shopping karne ka hi dil na kare.

[Saquib Saeed Qureshi @LazeezStories]

I know these rains are nice and all but please I care more about MANGOES😕

[Saquib Saeed Qureshi @LazeezStories]

Oh what fun at @vh1supersonic in Pune! Absolutely smashing vibes, great music and catching with my folks after ages made it even more spectacular. Thank you @BudweiserIndia @BudweiserBeats @foodiepreneurIN

#BudweiserBeats #BudweiserIndia #vh1supersonic

[Saquib Saeed Qureshi @LazeezStories]

Sirf saal badla hai,
Log ab bhi harami hain.

#HappyNewYear