Jake Lazenby

[Jake Lazenby @Lazenby22]

@elonmusk

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

My one-year-old son just looked up from Twitter and said, 'Mummy, why have you made these very real children sad with your heinous yet unevidenced bigotry?' Then he ran upstairs and burned all his Potter books. I was so damn ashamed I almost forgot the kid was imaginary.

[Jake Lazenby @Lazenby22]

@Snapchat can you guys please do something about the spam accounts on friend requests.

[Jake Lazenby @Lazenby22]

Omnis vir lupus

[Jake Lazenby @Lazenby22]

Drew Timme’s 4th foul is one of the weakest fouls I’ve ever seen.

[Jake Lazenby @Lazenby22]

@StephenCurry30 now that’s defense

[Jake Lazenby @Lazenby22]

@dillonbrooks24 clout chasing with @Money23Green you can’t talk till you are a champion because if you ever were you would know that good players take a role to be champions which you never will be

[Jake Lazenby @Lazenby22]

“We pride ourselves on defense at golden state” -@StephenCurry30

[Jake Lazenby @Lazenby22]

It’s not about the destination, but the journey

[Jake Lazenby @Lazenby22]

Hic sunt leones

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

As I’ve said before, no one should be in jail just for using or possessing marijuana.

Today, I’m taking steps to end our failed approach. Allow me to lay them out.

[Rico T @_YooooooRicoT]

Only things that test loyalty: time, money, & couchie

[Rico T @_YooooooRicoT]

You woke, above ground, & not in jail nigga stop complaining 🗣

[Jake Lazenby @Lazenby22]

Emotionally unavailable to anybody who wasn’t there when I was at the bottom. Unfair but life

[JK Hadlock @JosephKing__]

Keep being you, yeah someone’s gonna feel it

[Jake Lazenby @Lazenby22]

I miss you so much

[#LLK 🕊🙏🏾 @StarBoy_Zoe]

You can’t even pay me enough to react

[Rico T @_YooooooRicoT]

You gotta do more trusting in God than questioning God

[Jake Lazenby @Lazenby22]

“Taking longer than expected learning common sense & making unnecessary mistakes overlooking instruction from God.”