Lazy Slob

It can be done!…but maybe tomorrow.

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@ExxAlerts Not 30lbs. Dog deserved it.

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@RGIII Switch Draymond to the PF and Porzingis to SF. Who wears #23?

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@TheDunkCentral @KevinOConnor If that happens, Draymond, who was drafted 14 YEARS AGO, would be the most recent of them to have been selected. LeBron (2003), Curry (2009), Davis (2012 -1st), Green (2012 -35th) Insanity

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@ShamsCharania If lebron joins, who gets #23?

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@JeremyGiggy Sounds like a project for AI

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@ImMeme0 “Lightly dressing her down” lol. In a diaper only.

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@K9killer2002 Someone’s math ain’t mathing. You are just making up stats.

Kirk Cousins 298ptds 44,700pyds = 150yds/PassTd.

Hurts 110ptds 17,891 pyds = 162 yds/PassTd

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@fanalyzesports Plus a RuTd

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@fanalyzesports 31/39273yds 2tds. 0ints 86.1QBR 112.9prtg playoff loss

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@Chicago_Goofies

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@TheEXECUTlONER_ Over the line, not endangering the health of the tree … chop away.

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@akafaceUS While it is called “Deveining” it’s actually the intestinal tract, not a vein.

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@JohnPetersonFW

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@FantasyPicksFF @NFL @KirkCousins8 @Raiders Cousins has never not thrown for 25TDs in a full season and his most INTs is 16 in his injury year.

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@lindseyyok Did Kirk spend the entire season when not playing shirtless 3 years ago?

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@Serenitee_Sam Looks quality

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@EricSpracklen One of these things is not like the others.

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@stoneoreye FYI she got 12 to respond, no word on how many she contacted.

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@PsychtalesX @JayDanielsMVP Who won that game? 🎤

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@MAGA_X_Times The longer it takes to tell a simple story, the weaker. Tell it this way: “I was served my food and when I went to pull it in front of me, it spilled all over myself and the floor. I spoke with the Mgr and expected it to be replaced. They won’t & I’m ticked”