La Pixie

[La Pixie @Lazumbapixie]

You’re Beautiful

[La Pixie @Lazumbapixie]

#TCEA #FigmaEdu #Austintexas

[La Pixie @Lazumbapixie]

So that’s what is wrong with my son…

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My wife is losing her mind because a kid walked past dirty laundry on the floor three times after we asked her to pick it up.

The kid insists she never saw it.

The sad part is I believe her.

She has dirty laundry blindness.

[La Pixie @Lazumbapixie]

@untameablesoul1 So. True.

[La Pixie @Lazumbapixie]

So. True.

[⋆ 𝒯𝒾𝓃𝒶 ˚₊‧ @wanderingherway]

Having a teenager is like having a cat that only comes out to eat and hisses when you try and pet it.

[La Pixie @Lazumbapixie]

💕💕

[La Pixie @Lazumbapixie]

Strong Women

[Favbreed #ThisIsNot1967 #BiafraNationNow @Favbreed1]

Princess Diana didn’t even know that she was speaking for her future daughter in law Meghan #OprahMeghanHarry
https://t.co/vzQoY7sHdX

[La Pixie @Lazumbapixie]

@unhealthytruth Both.

[La Pixie @Lazumbapixie]

@CbdHealthy @unhealthytruth Yes, I agree. Ask the daughter. Sometimes even people get offended if it is said ‘my husband’s daughter’.

[La Pixie @Lazumbapixie]

@unhealthytruth I shared it last night. It’s been deleted...

[La Pixie @Lazumbapixie]

😂😂

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

I started to make a summer chore chart for my kids & then we all laughed & laughed & went back to our phones.

[La Pixie @Lazumbapixie]

@sarcasticmommy4 💕💕💕💕🍾🍾

[KIII 3 News @kiii3news]

Corpus Christi City Manager Peter Zanoni told 3News' Michael Gibson there is a confirmed positive case of COVID-19 in Corpus Christi. https://t.co/Wa8LwPzZPN

[La Pixie @Lazumbapixie]

Okay, but good luck with Hispanic families...

[KRIS 6 News @KRIS6News]

#BREAKING: Governor Greg Abbott has issued an executive order that will prohibit gatherings of more than 10 anywhere in the state.Included are bars, restaurants, food courts and gyms closed. https://t.co/23pc8QgbSD

[La Pixie @Lazumbapixie]

@mommajessiec Anything!!

[La Pixie @Lazumbapixie]

@ZumbaBeto ¡Felicidades! 💕💕

[La Pixie @Lazumbapixie]

@sarcasticmommy4 Oh, you have one of those, too? Mine doesn’t understand why he has to comb his hair everyday. He is soon to be 13.

[Mark Edwards @mredwards]

I've heard that coronavirus is going to cause a massive shortage of books, which will be essential when we're all stuck at home, so it's very important for everyone to rush out and start panic-buying novels. Thank you.

[La Pixie @Lazumbapixie]

Okay. I will...

[Mark Edwards @mredwards]

I've heard that coronavirus is going to cause a massive shortage of books, which will be essential when we're all stuck at home, so it's very important for everyone to rush out and start panic-buying novels. Thank you.

[La Pixie @Lazumbapixie]

I love this judge!