Jacob

Author, artist, mercenary for hire. My publicist is me and he needs to be fired.

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Every life decision I've ever made.

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I have no fucking clue what I was talking about here.

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New blog and revamped site coming this weekend, plus a major October sale and a baby possom. Get ready for fall!

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The fact that the only ASMR that works on me is people turning the pages of books proves that I'm a true bibliophile.

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Hey this is where the ice cream social is right OH MY GOD NO #ATLOrgy

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Experience tranquility.

I SAID EXPERIENCE IT

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What I need after watching this #Vikings game.

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Thank the tree gods or whoever that this train wreck of a year is almost over.

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@JebusMatoi The one where they have to run the marathon, and Yui goes super saiyan thinking there's not enough mochi for everyone.

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Happy Thanksgiving!

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When Astrid tells you to trust Delvin but you already know cause you're the leader of the Thieves Guild.

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#Vikings have been exposed. If the line keeps playing this way, their season is over. Quote me on that.

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Wish I could travel back to 2̶0̶1̶5̶ 2016 and put some money on the Cubbies!

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I will pay for this game with a jar of my tears. https://t.co/M3ixd4j9RJ

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The Wiktionary page for "between a rock and a hard place" needs to just show a picture of this entire presidential election.

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Logan trailer legit had me in tears.

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@angeburgers Yes I will sing anime. That will make everything great.

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My sis wants me to sing something at her wedding. I want her wedding to be amazing, which would require me not to sing. It's a paradox.

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@roneryanon vita/10

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Been waiting on this one for a long time.