Lazy Leslie Knope

Was once published in Teen Beat magazine. she/her

[Lazy Leslie Knope @LazyKnope]

No one asked for it, but it’s summer and I have time, so here is my take on every member of the Baby-Sitters Club and whether or not they’d be a Swifite. Also I am using the original book characters because those are my girls.
#BabySittersClub #TaylorSwift

[Lazy Leslie Knope @LazyKnope]

@sabocat_teacher He does have a history of hauling bear carcasses around.

[Lazy Leslie Knope @LazyKnope]

@thatclarafied This organization is matching people directly to people who need clothing.

[Lazy Leslie Knope @LazyKnope]

@anylaurie16 Echoing the calls to go through Salem. The roads get real treacherous in the mountain passes.

[Naima Cochrane @naima]

He also said a few days ago "I'm so far ahead, but I'm not supposed to tell you that"

[Lazy Leslie Knope @LazyKnope]

I am yes, thank you.

[Quinn @MindOfQuinn]

Dark at 5pm. Hope all you summer hating weirdos are happy.

[lacey ᥫ᭡ @stateoflace13]

I love that we’re all like YES KAMALA but we also have 2016 traumala

[Lazy Leslie Knope @LazyKnope]

9 year old is watching SNL for Kamala and Chappell, and she yells “DOMINGO” every time Marcello Hernandez is on screen. She is deeply unimpressed with everything else. #SNL

[alfie 🌝 @linguiniiiii]

i kno that clown won’t stand a chance

[Lazy Leslie Knope @LazyKnope]

It’s also very apparent that she’s only thinking about upper/middle class white women because these women never look beyond the end of their own nose.

[Lazy Leslie Knope @LazyKnope]

Pick me women are such a mess. Also wild to claim that women’s mental health was better in the 50s when housewives were drugged to the gills because of how miserable they were.

[Financial Physics @FinancialPhys]

There’s nothing more to add to this

[Lazy Leslie Knope @LazyKnope]

As an avid lover of chunky baby legs, I can’t really fault him. If I am lucky enough to make it to 81 I’m gonna nibble on every baby leg I can get my hands on.

[New York Post @nypost]

Biden, 81, bites baby dressed as chicken during WH Halloween event https://t.co/Rm6JYxJsMc

[Lazy Leslie Knope @LazyKnope]

We get so few trick or treaters that I splurged on full sized bars this year. Anyone who braves a rainy Halloween in East PDX deserves a full sized treat.

[Lazy Leslie Knope @LazyKnope]

I would swim in the Willamette after a big rain before I would vote for him in any capacity.

[Multnomah County Democrats @multdems]

New OPINION piece on the MultDems blog about Rene Gonzalez https://t.co/6d1NUkQEuO

[Lazy Leslie Knope @LazyKnope]

*cries in teacher*

Also, we only have one staff meeting a month and the powers that be decided it should on Tuesday next week. 😩

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

The casualness with which people are scheduling meetings for next week as if we're not going to be in a fugue state for multiple days just trying to survive is alarming to me.

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

Another dead woman.

Josseli Barnica was killed by the abortion ban in Texas, denied miscarriage care because her fetus still had a heartbeat.

They are killing us.

https://t.co/2Xch2n1B7l

[Lazy Leslie Knope @LazyKnope]

Anxiety is fun because this raggedy bitch comes up with all kinds of scenarios but somehow never the one that actually happens.

[Lazy Leslie Knope @LazyKnope]

Interesting. I’m sure it’s just a coincidence.

[Michelle L. Price @michellelprice]

After he spoke in Austin today, Trump greeted executives from Blue Origin, the space exploration company owned by billionaire Jeff Bezos.

https://t.co/tfBGFeJWMB

[Lazy Leslie Knope @LazyKnope]

“We recognize that this will be read in a range of ways, including as a tacit endorsement of one candidate, or as a condemnation of another, or as an abdication of responsibility”

No, it’s read as an act of cowardice because Bezos doesn’t want to risk his government contracts.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

NEWS

For the first time in 36 years, the Washington Post editorial board will not be endorsing a candidate for President.

Partial statement from WAPO Publisher Will Lewis:

“The Washington Post will not be making an endorsement of a presidential candidate in this election. Nor in any future presidential election. We are returning to our roots of not endorsing presidential candidates….

We recognize that this will be read in a range of ways, including as a tacit endorsement of one candidate, or as a condemnation of another, or as an abdication of responsibility. That is inevitable. We don't see it that way. We see it as consistent with the values The Post has always stood for and what we hope for in a leader: character and courage in service to the American ethic, veneration for the rule of law, and respect for human freedom in all its aspects. We also see it as a statement in support of our readers' ability to make up their own minds on this, the most consequential of American decisions - whom to vote for as the next president….”

[Lazy Leslie Knope @LazyKnope]

“Democracy dies in darkness and we just turned off the lights”

[Lazy Leslie Knope @LazyKnope]

If I raised not only a Trump voter but someone who refused to empty the dishwasher in the house he lives in I wouldn’t be bragging about it on the internet.