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[WWEGuru @LazyProtester]

@ClashRoyale LOL 3 hour maintenance and still no new game mode, still no 2v2, still nothing.

Guys if you wanna kill the game, just kill the game, we don't need to do this 'death of a thousand cuts' routine.

[WWEGuru @LazyProtester]

@ClashRoyale How about addressing literally ANYTHING else? Like why 2v2 was removed? Or why casual 1v1 was hidden behind a level cap?

And maintenance AS clan wars start?

Guys, c'mon - get your shit together. Or is the goal just to kill the game altogether?

[WWEGuru @LazyProtester]

@OP_Twocats @UltraMAGALady My thoughts exactly. There’s no way anyone is this stupid.

[WWEGuru @LazyProtester]

@UltraMAGALady Did you really use “one of my best friends is *insert marginalized group here*”?

I cannot WAIT until you lose your Medicaid, you absolute horror show of a human being. Reap what you sow. We warned you, we showed you the blueprint, but you let him fear monger you.
#FAFO

[WWEGuru @LazyProtester]

@SenRandPaul @VP Man..when Rand Paul is the voice of reason, Congress has lost the fucking plot.

[WWEGuru @LazyProtester]

@ClashRoyale You guys really not gonna address the game's dogshit performance since the update?
Or the removal of 2v2?

Where the hell is the community manager for this shit-show of a game?

[WWEGuru @LazyProtester]

@ClashRoyale And the game is STILL lagging and unplayable even in regular modes.

Congratulations. You broke the game REAL good.

[WWEGuru @LazyProtester]

@ClashRoyale Y’all need to practice some actual change management/control.

There is no excuse for literally breaking the entire game because of incompetence. Yet it happens seemingly with EVERY update.

Why is this not tested? Why is it not tested in a controlled validation environment?

[WWEGuru @LazyProtester]

@ClashRoyale You guys really effed this one up. Congratulations. Thanks for deleting my decks.

Do y'all not test before pushing updates out to a production system? How the hell does this happen?

[WWEGuru @LazyProtester]

@ClashRoyale Deleting all my decks and 2v2 was a nice touch.

Why is it that you guys took a great game, turned it into a cash grab, and now keep breaking it? Stop with the evos, stop with the nonsense, and just let us play the stupid game.
Unfuckingreal.

[WWEGuru @LazyProtester]

@priceline Sent in same dm

[WWEGuru @LazyProtester]

@priceline thanks so much for completing a rental for me on a car that doesn't exist. My fun road trip in a corvette is apparently not going to be happening.

Thanks a lot. Never again.
#pricelinesucks

[WWEGuru @LazyProtester]

@tedcruz Dude literally called your wife ugly and you simp for him anyway.

Most pathetic human being alive...and I use that term super loosely.

[WWEGuru @LazyProtester]

@priceline Done

[WWEGuru @LazyProtester]

@Amtrak Lol literally any train going into nyc

[WWEGuru @LazyProtester]

@NJTRANSIT @Amtrak any updates on getting into nyc? If not who do I contact about reimbursement for my theater tickets?

[WWEGuru @LazyProtester]

@tedcruz Way to ring in pride with a message of acceptance.

Clown.

[WWEGuru @LazyProtester]

@AskTSA I will say the line is moving rather well...lack of pre-check is irritating as I generally do include that in my schedule plan

[WWEGuru @LazyProtester]

@TSA are you guys kidding? No pre check line (clearly money well spent) and I can't even see the security area from end of line @EWRairport, @flysas

This is an absolute joke

[WWEGuru @LazyProtester]

@elonmuskADO Dude you're asking an echo chamber. One of your own making.

P.s. He's not a man at all. He's a rat, a felon, and a raging shit gibbon.
#VonSchitzenpants