Michael

[Michael @LazySwimCoach]

@muheediva01 $450 for a 2 bedroom, utilities and garbage covered. 2010, in West Virginia.

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

He's building a massive WH bunker, firing election officials, demanding voter rolls, and wants to create a permanent way to block access to the WH. If I was a conspiratorial sort, I'd be connecting some dots that don't end well for democracy.

[Michael @LazySwimCoach]

@hotchipandlie_ You're making fast, wild moves like Hocevar! I swore it was like 36 hours ago where you weren't sure if you were clear!

[Michael @LazySwimCoach]

@DuncanSmithNBA

[Michael @LazySwimCoach]

@annabesss I want pen pals so effing bad.

[Michael @LazySwimCoach]

@kaitduffy Can I interest you in a place called Wisconsin?

[Michael @LazySwimCoach]

@PlatinumV_ I started back in the Premier League last year. Went like half a season as a free agent, watched a lot of different teams, then decided. I couldn't bear to jump on a bandwagon and do the PL version of the Yankees.

[Michael @LazySwimCoach]

@jadebriegett Of course it isn't. I'm with you on this one.

[Michael @LazySwimCoach]

@muheediva01 Growing up in rural West Virginia, and now living as an adult in a Madison WI suburb...it's two different lives. There's so much catching up to do in large portions of the country.

[Michael @LazySwimCoach]

@kaitduffy Sending DMs to 25% of the world in hopes...

[Michael @LazySwimCoach]

@AshleyInMKE

[Michael @LazySwimCoach]

@mike_darrow I align these chores with when the census takes place.

[Michael @LazySwimCoach]

@shawzsav Even as an atheist, I'm not sure what the answer is. I know a LOT more kids would screw around if not for the Elf on a Shelf. Losing the grown-up elf would make a lot of people genuinely worse. But so many less wars would have happened. NO idea.

[Michael @LazySwimCoach]

@arisinterludes Look at you @-ing him!

[Michael @LazySwimCoach]

@RKalland I'm just barely sneaking into the 80s these days, but the shots that hit right...they make me want to leave my job and all responsibilities.
I have NO idea how you're handling the purity of the drug that is "golf under par."

[Michael @LazySwimCoach]

@HotOn_X I don't remember seeing those services on the signs.

[Michael @LazySwimCoach]

@hotchipandlie_ I think that answered my previous question. 😂

[Michael @LazySwimCoach]

@hotchipandlie_ Ooh, that'll make the challenge a bit more interesting...

Smack my hand away if I'm asking too much

Missing the idea of dating? The notion of exclusivity? Or someone to share experiences and the recap of the day with?

It took me time to realize what I actually needed & didn't