Torie

Study wine, drink science.

[Torie @LazyZombies]

@AndyRichter Did balloon even care about us?Does balloon look at the moon and wonder if I’m looking too?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[Torie @LazyZombies]

@rickygervais Pets of course. Alcohol because of course. Dancing because you didn’t say anything about music.

[Torie @LazyZombies]

@MikeSington It’s so gross and sorry not sorry I really do think it comes down to racism 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Torie @LazyZombies]

@theredmond My only opinion is …how am I just hearing about this Dark Brandon meme?😂 Is it cool to do or not? Did I miss it? Not sure how I spend so much time online and miss these things.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

YEP

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Every year, I get excited to share my summer playlist because I learn about so many new artists from your replies—it’s an example of how music really can bring us all together.

Here’s what I’ve been listening to this summer. What songs would you add?

[Torie @LazyZombies]

@BarackObama Omg I was thinking that wouldn’t it be cool to see Jack White on this list and he’s on the list! 🙌🏼 Excellent choice. His new albums are really great too!

[Torie @LazyZombies]

@socialsecretion @Eddo_Ent_Inc @shivon You don’t think that someone who has kids with their billionaire CEO when they aren’t in a relationship isn’t seeing dollar signs? Ok.

[Torie @LazyZombies]

@shivon Kinda making a bad name for women in tech imo

[Torie @LazyZombies]

@theredmond Still pissed our country was too stupid to vote for Hillary, easily one of the most intelligent and capable candidates we’ve ever had. But ya I’ll keep voting and I think we need everyone speaking up.

[Torie @LazyZombies]

@elonmusk Imagine your dad posting this shit & not accepting who you are.

[Mike Redmond @theredmond]

It’s the shortest Marvel movie period. Except for this other movie that was shorter.

Words, how do they work?

[Torie @LazyZombies]

@GeorgeLovell3 @theredmond “(Movie title) 2”: (Celebrity) In Early Talks to Join (Second celebrity) in (Movie genre) Sequel

[Torie @LazyZombies]

@theredmond None of those words make sense together

[Torie @LazyZombies]

@elonmusk And?

[Torie @LazyZombies]

@theredmond Ooh I haven’t watched it yet. Was going to wait until tomorrow but you’ve convinced me to watch it now!

[Torie @LazyZombies]

@BacchusFan He’s the worst