Norse God

Philosopher, Dog lover, Breeder, Game addict, Foodie, Manchester United 🔴⚪, Marvel_Studios fanatic, Gemini, Unhinged. Movies and Music tweets? We Go!!!

[Norse God @Lazy_Stan]

Sponsorship available? 🥹

[Grimsby Town F.C. @officialgtfc]

We’re looking for a Head of Medical to lead our Men’s First Team medical department.

📍 Cleethorpes
💷 £44k-£49k + £5k relocation
📋 Permanent

Apply: https://t.co/1FnlOADWQ5

#GTFC

[Norse God @Lazy_Stan]

It’s funny when they come with “Never played in the premier league”, I understand the issue with Manchester United is right there for all to see but Onana had 0 prem experience when he joined, Altay the same. Ederson was 23 when he joined City with 0 Prem experience.

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

🤦‍♂️ "Onana's a little bit of a scapegoat!"

😬 "I'm not sure Andre Onana going is going to solve their problem!"

Darren Lewis doesn't believe #MUFC replacing Onana is going to fix the issues under Amorim! ❌

[Norse God @Lazy_Stan]

United players have a big issue where they can’t just put a cross in from their flank.

[Norse God @Lazy_Stan]

With Onana in goal 😩😩

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

If we actually pull this off, though 🤯

#MUFC

[Norse God @Lazy_Stan]

38 goals = 57 pts 🫠

[LiveScore @livescore]

The race for the European Golden Boot is going down to the wire ⚽️📈🍿

[Norse God @Lazy_Stan]

Lol, is the British weather a joke to you? 😂😂

[Norse God @Lazy_Stan]

You should have posted this after tonight’s game, now I’m worried 😭😭

[UEFA Europa League @EuropaLeague]

12 games played. 0 defeats.

#UEL

[Norse God @Lazy_Stan]

Where is Arsenal? 😭😭😭

[Premier League @premierleague]

Liverpool go level with Man Utd on 20 English top-flight titles.

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

[Norse God @Lazy_Stan]

Only if you knew 😂😂

[Norse God @Lazy_Stan]

What a game!!!!!!!! Still an embarrassing team performance but WHAT A GAME!!!

[Norse God @Lazy_Stan]

Such an embarrassing team. Manchester United! 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Norse God @Lazy_Stan]

90mins at the Bernabeu is a long time 😂😂😂😂

[Norse God @Lazy_Stan]

@RichestDanny @NeoGenesi5 @SoloLevelAnime But we aren’t talking about that Baran, we are talking about Demon King Baran in his true form, Beru is a baby compared to any Monarch

[Norse God @Lazy_Stan]

@RichestDanny @NeoGenesi5 @SoloLevelAnime The disrespect on the Demon king Baran 😩. He is a Monarch, you will understand better once Monarchs are introduced in the next episode. Stay tuned!

[Norse God @Lazy_Stan]

Scholes ballooned the ball (long balls, they called it) a lot as well!

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

"He would thrive in a better team!" 🔥
"Assists is a worthless stat!" 👀
"F*cking grow up!" 🤬

It's getting heated in the Fan Forum... 😅

[Norse God @Lazy_Stan]

The number of touches it took Hojlund to get the ball balanced, my striker!!! 😩😭

[𝙈𝙧𝙕𝙚𝙙💫 @spinitbackzed]

Name a character with more aura than Sung Jinwoo and I'll deactivate

[Norse God @Lazy_Stan]

Why can’t these United players pass into space? 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Norse God @Lazy_Stan]

Nothing, absolutely nothing tops “Aaron Pierre, That’s Mufasa” 😭😭😭

[The Jennifer Hudson Show @JHudShow]

We got #AldisHodge at the Happy Place 😁