LazyBane | Dirk Truther arc 2

incoming psycho arc (again)

[LazyBane | Dirk Truther arc 2 @LazyestBane]

Put F-Zero: GP Legend on a streaming service you cowards!
#OperationMuteCity #ReviveFZero
@Nintendo @NintendoEurope @NintendoAmerica

[LazyBane | Dirk Truther arc 2 @LazyestBane]

"Stealing 5th offence"
If the dude with no appendages manages to steal from the merchant, then the merchant is either lying or fucking deservers it for being so incompetent.

[BuildXR @buildXRC]

@ASkincareperson Them just want to dey behead people dey go. Lol 🤣

[LazyBane | Dirk Truther arc 2 @LazyestBane]

@star1ightstan13 The whole AI thing is just the tech bro's planned economy and it's going to blow up catastrophically like all other planned economies.

[LazyBane | Dirk Truther arc 2 @LazyestBane]

@Glo_Sports1 @edawg66081 @emkenobi Israel is more or less the same, picking sides should be beneath western powers. Also the whole shit with Venezuela shows that the US can easily just depose a foreign leader they don’t like if they actually wanted to do so.

[LazyBane | Dirk Truther arc 2 @LazyestBane]

@emkenobi That's not true.
He also rapes children.

[𝙲𝚘𝚠 𝙶𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝙺𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛 @CowGirlKisser]

GEOFF
LAST YEAR YOU BAITED TITANFALL FANS WITH SLIPGATE 2 AND HIGHGUARD
I HAPPENED TO LIKE TITANFSLL
THERE IS NO TRAP
I AM LOADED WITH 40 POUNDS OF C4, PREPARE TO DIE

[Rump Dumpler @rumpdumpler]

We all got that one coworker

[LazyBane | Dirk Truther arc 2 @LazyestBane]

@Heccles94

[LazyBane | Dirk Truther arc 2 @LazyestBane]

@heisei_ramen No one cares about this random whore. She didn't exist prior to 2014 and then all of a sudden she was the most important thing to the media for a week. She's a plant designed to distract you.

[Squiggles @heisei_ramen]

I can’t say I follow British politics too closely but I’ve noticed this weird pattern in which Bonnie Blue pops up and does something disgusting exactly 2 days after some horrific crime against British people is in the news.

Like, it’s like clockwork.

[Zojka 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇱 @_Zojka]

Fun fact:
I used a VPN & a throwaway SIM to create the twitter account that got me arrested, when I asked the police interrogator how they found me, they admitted they matched up the details of my stabbing that I posted about on the account to the police report I made. Pure evil

[LazyBane | Dirk Truther arc 2 @LazyestBane]

@ShitpostRock2 "Actually all your issues are manufactured and are a psyop by The Billionaires™!" - Most psyoped man in existence.

[LazyBane | Dirk Truther arc 2 @LazyestBane]

@TheActMan_YT Bro stop being so negative, you're going to hurt the AI agent's feelings!

[john @john_wilddog]

favorite bit is people learning that sneakers get destroyed if you don't use them regularly

[10000 raccoons piloting a meatsuit @10000raccoons]

geoff keighley you will d*e in 7 days

#SummerGameFest #halflife

[Rain (wishlist Mesmalie,!) @orbitaldot]

I think one of the funniest things to come out of Summer Games Fest last year was when Half Life fans started tracking Gabe Newell's yacht and freaked out when it was headed to Los Angeles like he was going to crash up on stage to announce the next game

[LazyBane | Dirk Truther arc 2 @LazyestBane]

@HaloFollowercom @SgdHalo People keep going by b-b-b-b-but Halo Legends like this isn't an insult to the design of the prototype.

[mithan defender 🟩 @m1than]

what did she know

[LazyBane | Dirk Truther arc 2 @LazyestBane]

Honesty massive respect for keeping at it after the biblically hyperbolic reaction he got from the launch.

[Wolfram von Funck @wol_lay]

Some new Cube World Omega screenshots #cubeworld #cubeworldomega