⸸𝔘𝔫𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔦𝔳𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 🇰🇪 𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔢𝔯⸸

Troubled soul| Demon voices in my head| Sad to the core core core| Astronomy| A.I.| Blackened death metal| Trance| The Oracle| The Occult| Skinny women|

[⸸𝔘𝔫𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔦𝔳𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 🇰🇪 𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔢𝔯⸸ @LazzLo_]

@iWateba Pole sana.

[G @RealGich]

NIS didn't detect an illegal kidney transplant syndicate. They couldn't detect cult worship at Shakahola. They can't detect terrorist cells in Kenya. However, they can detect a youth armed with data bundles 👏🏿

[Brian 'Nnia @nkxnnia]

There was food at home.

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Never cared if an ex upgraded or downgraded, as long as they stay away from me

[Ezra @EZRAwaCHELSKI]

Start by dying.

[Doreen @dauhreen]

How will taxpayer money pay for pastors na bado wapate donations na walimu na doctors wasilipwe. @IMFNews how do you allow your loans to even pay for this

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Yunno in the cell we were in out of 126 people who were arrested during protest,only 15 knew about twitter,The rest of them were tired angry kenyans fighting for change,Most of them were even surprised to hear LSK was paying their bail,waliuliza hawa ni nani?This is a good sign

[Mr. No Day's Off. @Nyasimi_]

Usibanduke.

[Animol The G🐐at @Animol019]

I was arrested Niko kamukunji waliniandikia robbery with violence
My handles ni hiii😭🙏

[Kathambi 🇵🇸🇰🇪🇨🇩🇸🇩 @jacqy_oh]

Education is everything if you grew up poor. Some of us made it out by the skin of our teeth, and only through HELB and JAB. My uni fees was like 24k a semester, HELB paid 4k so mom only had to raise 20k, and some extra for pocket money. 300k condemns families to eternal poverty.

[OoF @NigelJr_]

Y’all damn lied to me man. Every time I approach a baddie at the club they ask me to buy them shisha. Like damn shawty ata mimi nakunywa whitecap ya 270

[Big Daddy L💿 @Colonel_edu]

Itabidi mji abduct tena. Makende wewe

[Tweater Handle 🇩🇪🇰🇪🇺🇬🇹🇿🇳🇬🇬🇭🇨🇭 @tweaterhandle]

Every day, Wanjiku buys a newspaper, looks at the front page, and discards it. One day, the vendor asks, "Why do you keep doing this?" She replies, "I'm looking for an obituary." He says, "But obituaries aren't on the front page!" She responds, "The one I'm waiting for will be."

[David Teicher @Aerocles]

It’s basically Nike’s “Just Do It” but for The Anxious Generation

[Krapopolis 🇰🇪 @QuahogQueen82]

Ni kuelewa hamuelewi we want competence!!!! Years of expertise, education and integrity.

Jeso we do not want power just a country that works for all!!

#RutoMustGo

[Sydnee Washington @Justsydnyc]

Why are 24 yr olds on dating apps? literally go to the park & give direct eye contact. These apps are for ppl in their 30s who are dead inside with commitment issues, damn.

[Nomadic Panda 🐼 @MariamBishar]

Kenya must be livable for Kenyans, not tourists

[Heisjayy 𝕏 @Jayysein]

But that's the whole point 😂

[Sarah Kimani @sarahkimani]

Let your attention be drawn to this serious matter.