Willie Wala😎

CAR KEY PROGRAMMER
FOR ALL YOUR VEHICLE KEY/PROGRAMMING AND VEHICLE DIAGNOSIS
CONTACT:0726062330

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Sinners are the ones who spend money indiscriminately on the things of the flesh. PCEA cannot run a resort where visitors cannot drink alcohol and cannot supply electricity to women strange women with loose morals. Nobody is going to travel all the way to Mombasa to spend lots of money on Fanta madiaba and sliced bread, in the company of the same loud wife who runs her mouth uncontrollably at home.
Open your gates to people of the field and see how you will start making profits instead of twerking around with begging bowls.

[Zeus @MathengeKevin]

Hakuna kitu unafanya; you’re just playing a pre-recorded remix.
1. You didn’t turn off the Skamaress vocals yourself
2. There are several places where the DJ behind the flip uses the crossfade to silence the beat, yet your hands make no such movement.
3. You are a bullshitter DJ.

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

my black jacket when i open my wardrobe

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

You wanted equality so badly. Stop complaining.

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

"leta mia mbili ya bibi zingine weka kwa paybill ya Sifuna"

[Quasimori @Nyar_ger]

Kama ulitumanisha TV 75" na bike hapa Westlands, don't I have news for you ...

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

i’ve never seen a skinny pig in my life you a wicked farmer

[Edwin Nganyi @EdwinNgany]

When things go wrong, don’t think it’s the end of everything. It’s preparing you for the next level. You must face some challenges for your mind to open up. Don’t panic.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

One thing that’s never made sense to me is taking money from the government to give to a parent as bursary to pay a government school - Raila Odinga Junior

[Njerie🇰🇪 @njerilynh]

@Kimuzi_ Eating icecubes .. mniombee zinaharibu meno

[Nostalgic Hubb @NostalgicHubb]

Hilarious Twitter VAR posts that will brighten your day 😂

Open Thread 🪡

[Allek @AllekWest]

Nimefika mwisho guys, it was nice knowing y'all.
Bye

[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

Car ownership isn't as expensive as we make it
I bought my passat cc with a knocked engine for 300k. Put in a BWA engine with 6spd DSG for 200k. Another 100k for rims and tyres.
Performance was mouth watering. Drove it to Dar and back.
2yrs later sold it for 1m.
Take that risk

[Willie Wala😎 @Lbiko77]

Bruh

[Ricky Warutere @ericwarutere]

See what I mean?

[Y0BESH @Y0BESH]

FROM A FOOTBALLER TO A KILLER THUG!

The story of ihab kariuki Salim,Aka (Bugii king ihab)

THREAD.

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

Unpopular opinion: This walking style in any dark alley or neighborhood where you feel unsafe may save your life. It’s a life skill to learn it….

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

No lies detected…

[Nahashon Kimemia @NahashonKimemia]

Kenyans are now saying that President Ruto should only block the roads that he built. Ati, where does he get the audacity to block roads that Jomo, Moi, Kibaki, and Uhuru built. 😂

[Kairetu 👩🏾‍💻 @Mwende_Mugambi]

My life is falling apart☹️

I work really hard but eeh…nimeshindwa.

This is honestly the best I can do. Time to rest now.