lauren 🌵

where’s the beach?

[lauren 🌵 @Lcarlson519]

I’ve always focused on my job and making sure that they’re happy and I lost my happiness with it. I have decided enough is enough

[lauren 🌵 @Lcarlson519]

At the bar with my two guy best friends who are also my two girl best friends ex’s 😂

[lauren 🌵 @Lcarlson519]

Relaxing you’ve outgrown people is very hard but it’s better for you In The long run

[lauren 🌵 @Lcarlson519]

Tonight I’m working a bar door and the amount of men who have touched me is disgusting! Even if it’s shoulder, knee, or elbow don’t touch me

[Steve Kane @stevekane1022]

You vs. the guy she told you not to worry about

[lauren 🌵 @Lcarlson519]

@TonyBudetti @fuckyouiquit When Covid first hit, Panera bread had me doing the same shit. They would make us clock out if there was no customers but we would still have to clean because they didn’t want to run up the labor to sales ratio

[lauren 🌵 @Lcarlson519]

Oh my lord heather

[lauren 🌵 @Lcarlson519]

I think kent struggles with the fact that this house is ran by pickles and me, he just lives here

[lauren 🌵 @Lcarlson519]

In this pregnancy I- lost my dog, bought a house, got a new dog, got engaged, lost 52 pounds, hospitalized 5 times, got covid, and got a kidney infection… I’m ready for him to get out of me

[lauren 🌵 @Lcarlson519]

These two make me so happy ❤️

[lauren 🌵 @Lcarlson519]

I just tried buying a bottle of @BlantonsBourbon and this crazy place wanted $240 😬 a month ago we paid $95

[lauren 🌵 @Lcarlson519]

On the verge of telling my work to fuck off and quit

[lauren 🌵 @Lcarlson519]

4.5 more weeks until my due date!

[lauren 🌵 @Lcarlson519]

I went from not eating anything for over a month to only craving Waffle House 😊

[lauren 🌵 @Lcarlson519]

I’m all down for being that house that everyone chills at but I use the bathroom with the door open so it’s been an adjustment

[megan | מיה 🌈 @kehillahjewess]

just a little side by side comparison of the schuylkill river this morning compared to normal #philadelphia #IdaAftermath

[lauren 🌵 @Lcarlson519]

A twister came through and smashed shingles into my window…. Now we have to vacuum my grass

[lauren 🌵 @Lcarlson519]

2 hours before I head to the airport and I don’t have my purse 😂

[lauren 🌵 @Lcarlson519]

My mental health is at the level of I’m about to adopt an animal