lauren reyes

professional eye roller

[lauren reyes @LdotREYES]

@kat617919 @TherealCANDIACE Okay, it’s tomorrow now. What did you see? 😂

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@IsntDaveOne @bravoshaderooom @andastralcars @tvdeets Fire Robyn, but let Juan stay and bring his side pieces

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@Janelle__Reyes Michael says we’re getting rid of it… he clearly wants her to have no fun.

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Friends came over for dinner with their kid and while we don’t have toys... we do have a supersac to jump into and a salad spinner, so what more could a 3 year old need???

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@Janelle__Reyes It was, but now the question is does it fit in current day. TBD

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Really hoping that when I move that i find my leather jacket again.

[Celly @maybe_celinda]

Folks glamorize global roles but don’t talk about the 6-7am & the 8-9pm meetings.

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She is now awake. End of story.

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My baby has been asleep for over 7 hours and I am trying reallllllly hard not to wake her up.

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She started fussing because she got sideways a little in her bed and I moved her back and lil homie is STEADY SLEEPING STILL.

Grateful, clearly she’s my daughter. But like. I’m awake, so don’t you want to hang out??

[lauren reyes @LdotREYES]

Me: since I’m up, maybe I’ll go for a walk once the sun is up

Also me: too dangerous, don’t have pepper spray, what if someone is out there

*orders multiple pepper sprays and alarms*

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@chanroberson The TIME they must have!

[cass cass @cass_saag]

Listen guys. I never asketh for anything… but I need you to like my Instagram post because my husband said he’ll buy me a pebble ice machine if I get 2000 likes. I’m begging you https://t.co/pAs3aQndQL

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You guys are really trying to get me to watch Ultimatum aren’t you?

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I am all for saving the environment, but paper straws are not the way.

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This heating pad hits different and I can’t stop talking about it, which sucks for michael who is trying to sleep

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So…. What I’m hearing is… it’s all about the Benjamin’s??

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@celly_speaks Lately it’s been “wow you’re busy! So I just booked a time you’re busy because it works for me, hope this works!”

No it does not work. My calendar is up to date. Good day

[lauren reyes @LdotREYES]

Woke up thinking it was Wednesday morning. So there’s that.

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@chanroberson You don’t, dog wins. EVERYtime.

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@TheRealTrento Woop woop! Go Trento! I know it takes a lot of hard work and accountability. I will guarantee next I see you I will be neither of those things 🤷🏽‍♀️

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@cass_saag But it’s sooooo convincing. I talk myself off the ledge all the time.