Friends came over for dinner with their kid and while we don’t have toys... we do have a supersac to jump into and a salad spinner, so what more could a 3 year old need???
She started fussing because she got sideways a little in her bed and I moved her back and lil homie is STEADY SLEEPING STILL.
Grateful, clearly she’s my daughter. But like. I’m awake, so don’t you want to hang out??
Me: since I’m up, maybe I’ll go for a walk once the sun is up
Also me: too dangerous, don’t have pepper spray, what if someone is out there
*orders multiple pepper sprays and alarms*
Listen guys. I never asketh for anything… but I need you to like my Instagram post because my husband said he’ll buy me a pebble ice machine if I get 2000 likes. I’m begging you https://t.co/pAs3aQndQL
@celly_speaks Lately it’s been “wow you’re busy! So I just booked a time you’re busy because it works for me, hope this works!”
No it does not work. My calendar is up to date. Good day
@TheRealTrento Woop woop! Go Trento! I know it takes a lot of hard work and accountability. I will guarantee next I see you I will be neither of those things 🤷🏽♀️