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6'0 with a Rachet #AllFire || #ChaseTheFight

[David @LeDareDavid]

@Olympics This. Is. Surreal.

[Melonie Mac @MelonieMac]

Best tattoo cover up ever 🤣

[val @novainest]

and 123movies

[Turtle 🏆🏆 @TickingTurtle]

I feel sentimental.

[Capitán General de los Tercios @capTercio]

Mujer musulmana en un taxi:
"Disculpe, ¿podría apagar la música?"
Taxista: "¿Por qué?"
-"La música es haram (prohibida)."
-"¿Por qué es haram?"
-"Porque en la época del profeta Mahoma no había música."
El taxista apaga la música, avanza unos metros y para el coche:
-"Muy bien, ahora bájese".
-"¿Por qué? Aún no hemos llegado."
-"Porque en la época del profeta Mahoma tampoco había taxis. Espere a que un camello la recoja."

[Andy Herman @AndyHermanNFL]

The Brewers process to acquiring pitchers:

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

Astros don’t have a World Series without Lance McCullers Jr

Sad to see him leave but he is off to great thing with Milwaukee

No one loved the city of Houston more than Lance.

[🫡 @YordanForHOF44]

Lance McCullers Jr most underrated start in his career, in my opinion

2022 ALDS Game 3 in Seattle vs the Mariners, he sent the Astros to the ALCS to sweep the Yankees

6 IP
0 ER
2 H
7 K
12 whiffs

“I’ll be there as long as they have me. Bury me in the H” - Lance McCullers Jr

[The Launch Angle @LaunchAngleHOU]

Thanks for everything, LMJ.

[Brian McTaggart @brianmctaggart]

McCullers on his time in Houston: “I have a job to do in Milwaukee and help them accomplish their goals, but no doubt I'll cherish all my years that I had here in Houston. The things that always stand out to me is just my teammates and how much I care for them and the lifelong relationships that I've made here and the city and how they embraced me and how much I genuinely cared about the city of Houston and the fans. I tried to do all I could in the community and left it ten fold out there on the field every time I took the ball, good or bad.”

[MLB Network @MLBNetwork]

Yordan Alvarez gave Juan Soto a tip that changed his season?! 👀

The @Astros superstar shares what he suggested on the #MLBTonight desk.

[Houston Astros @astros]

Thank you for everything, Colton! Best of luck in Milwaukee.

[Houston Astros @astros]

One more time for #43.

Thank you, Lance, for all the incredible memories. Wishing you all the best in Milwaukee.

[Astros Future @AstrosFuture]

Never forget Lance McCullers domination of the Yankees lineup in Game 7 of the 2017 ALCS… he was 23 years old at the time and sent the #Astros to the World Series. What a freaking moment.

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Justin Verlander on the biggest change in pitching since 2005:

Analytics changed everything.

Some of it's great.

But JV says the danger now is analysts deciding whether a pitch is good based on the data, instead of how hitters actually react to it in games.

[Houston Astros @astros]

We know that guy.😏

#ChaseTheFight x #AllStarGame

[SleeperAstros @SleeperAstros]

Yordan Alvarez was not a fan favorite in his return to Philly 🤣

#AllStarGame

[Houston Astros @astros]

Almost time…⏰

[MLB @MLB]

Justin Verlander and Kate Upton make one last red carpet appearance 🐅 #AllStarGame

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Yordan Alvarez is the only player this season with:

30+ HR
60+ RBI

Only 7% of fans on @Novig think he'll win ASG MVP tonight.

[Houston Astros @astros]

Spotted around Philly.👀

#ChaseTheFight x #MLBAllStar