Fat Chris Pratt

Sorta likeable. Love a good shower beer. Parks n Rec Chris Pratt stunt double.

[Fat Chris Pratt @LeGreatScott]

@killer3cub @BruceIronsNFL Put these nuts in your mouth

[Fat Chris Pratt @LeGreatScott]

@BruceIronsNFL Cope with that playoff win last year. Balls in your mouth.

Still headquarter in Illinois dumbass. It’s funny that you guys are finding this to argue about the shit on the field now tables turned it’s funny. You’re a joke. Packers fans used to be respectable.

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Good for the Bears. They made a fucking good biz move. Why are we mad?

They finally operated unlike a mom and pop shop.

Now go fucking win.

People are fucking dumb. #maga

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@10zJohnson Blame you elected officials jabroni. Not the bears. Jesus Chris.

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@MatthewMKE98 Great they’re gonna pay zero taxes. Who’s winning dumb ass?

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@RGIII @chuckles576 Go talk to the politicians you moron. They’re the same ones who messed up the White Sox Stadium. It’s not called the Windy City for no reason.

[Fat Chris Pratt @LeGreatScott]

@RGIII Where the Redskins play

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@ClueHeywood “I hear the secrets that you keep”

As a male entering beginning of the same phase/road of life you’re at - this shot gave me hope dog. Lmk if I can bum a cig.

[Fat Chris Pratt @LeGreatScott]

@PackersRunNFC How many divisions has Jordan Love won?

Suck a fat one Chester

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@JasonWard23 You’re a fucking idiot. It’s Chicagoland still.

Whose coping? They actually made a savvy business move. Holy shit!

Go carry the G. Bum.

[Fat Chris Pratt @LeGreatScott]

@carmendefalco wrong it’s little big league with Ken Griffey

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@TitleTownTalks Oh. Well at least Caleb has won a division title. Gotta “Love” it right?

PS those guys play defense. Not offense.

Dumb bitch. lol

[Fat Chris Pratt @LeGreatScott]

Snoop Dogg in a hockey Olympic booth saying “what’s happening?!” “Crackin” etc..has changed my bitch ass life. @SnoopDogg

[Fat Chris Pratt @LeGreatScott]

@SnoopDogg in a hockey Olympic booth saying “what’s happening?!” “Crackin” etc has changed my bitch ass life.

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@MatthewMKE98 Right. Original. You can’t think of a word to type because you’re dumb as fuck up north. Wanna see DJ beat your ass on a route twice? Fucking bum. Your parents. Hate you.

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@VelusJr This is a fucking laugh track tweet. Clown lololol

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@Pc32710 You smell like fuckin cabbage

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@LionsSyndicate And you had a lifetime of a terrible franchise. You gonna do this bc… you know your window…. Shut. Hard. Fast. It’s all good

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@McLaurinWR1 And yall ass look trash all year. So yeah. Not same.