For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.)

The downside to [Twitter] is that you can get fooled into thinking it's creative and feel like you've had a good day after a good tweet. -Albert Brooks

[For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @LeHarrumph]

I hope this doesn't cause the markets to plunge any more than they already have, but I think I'll be posting on Bluesky exclusively, from now on.
See you there.
https://t.co/BsDAMbTgDw

[For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @LeHarrumph]

As I was saying...
https://t.co/NKw4SJqeir

[Behold A Pale Horse @BeholdPaleH0rse]

Finally we have the best angle (aerial mode) of the Spurs Final Boss in his natural habitat, fighting the entire city of New York and hunting a harasser that kicked at him.

[For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @LeHarrumph]

Imagine the raw chaotic energy you would exude if you wore a Dennis Rodman *Spurs* jersey literally anywhere.

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I'm not even trying to be cute or amusing, here. I can't stop thinking about how differently people would treat me if I wore a Rodman Spurs jersey everywhere. It'd change my whole life. Would mine be covered in blood stains and burn marks? It wouldn't have to be, but probably.

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Everyone always talking about “talent density” in Silicon Valley when we really should be talking about how 80% of pretzels in America come from a small region of Pennsylvania

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I won’t. I’ll be enjoying a cup of “joe” and listening to piano music where the notes sound wrong

[For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @LeHarrumph]

@bloomjpg

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Does anyone have any idea where I could find an ebook or .pdf of "The Far Side" comics that have one full page for each comic (instead of a scan with four comics to a page) that can be read comfortably on a Kindle?

[åπd®ew Bølęy 🐢🐢🐢 @Andrew__Boley]

Incredible no notes, put it in the pantheon

[For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @LeHarrumph]

@smHttr @MaggotActor69 Thanks.

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@smHttr @MaggotActor69 I can't see the OP. I'm very curious what this is in response to. Can anybody hook me up with a screenshot, please?

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@lawlornfl Luckily, Patrick mahomes doesn't even need good receivers.

[dk!! @dkdolphino]

@homerjahsimpson endlessly vindicated

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion

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Commemorating the scandal that cost Flipper all his sponsorship deals

[For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.) @LeHarrumph]

Everyone's mocking that one Elon tweet about his son, today, but honestly, I thought his follow-up tweet was even odder.

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It's objectively hilarious Jack Harlow made an R&B album and is now dressing exactly like Andy Samberg's character from "Threw It On The Ground."

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And here's the full comic panel I drew when I was 12 (and trying to be the new Gary Larson, as the caption on Nicolas's post says):

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Hey, everyone. My brilliant friend Nicolas recently launched a new, daily comic called, "So Much To Ask," where he incorporates readers' submissions into both weekend comics. Today, he featured an old drawing of mine (WITH SOME VERY IMPORTANT ADVOCACY!):

https://t.co/kYIyNxRf8V

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Links

Bluesky: https://t.co/thvve4MF5N

Facebook: https://t.co/s2oTLYP5nV

Mastodon: https://t.co/ExGZN1AOaa

Website: https://t.co/JQiXkC4xbK

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He already has over a year of it written, so a new comic will hit everyday like clockwork. It's on Bluesky, Facebook, Mastodon, and the website.
2 weeks are available, but I've been able to read far ahead, and I love where it goes. To me, it's an evolution of the New Sincerity...