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[Productos Posmodernos del Centro, SAdeCV @LeJav]

Existe la teoría acerca de los perritos blancos de temperamento agresivo-irascible:

1. Se volvieron bravos porque, o bien fueron maltratados o los asustaron

2. Se asustaron tanto que se les fue el color del pelaje

[Productos Posmodernos del Centro, SAdeCV @LeJav]

Alto
No cruce
la línea imaginaria.

[Productos Posmodernos del Centro, SAdeCV @LeJav]

Ingenioso,
y de Hidalgo:
Don Mixiote de la mancha
(de adobo).

[Productos Posmodernos del Centro, SAdeCV @LeJav]

Ingenioso,
y de Hidalgo:
Don Mixiote de la mancha
(de adobo).

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

Stateside, a gas station. I drank a frozen blue beverage too quickly, and was struck down by a punishment this entire nation knows, and accepts, and has named.

The drink is called a slush. Ice, sweetness, and a blue that does not occur in nature. The day was hot. I was thirsty. I drank like a soldier at a river.

The pain arrived in my skull like a war horn.

Behind the eyes. Above everything. Total. I gripped the roof of my car. I may have made a sound.

"Brain freeze," said the cashier through the door, with no urgency whatsoever.

It has a NAME. The affliction is so common it has a household name, like a cousin.

"Tongue on the roof of your mouth," called a man at the pumps. He did not look over. He prescribed the remedy mid-pump, casually, the way one mentions weather.

I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth. The war horn faded. The healer nodded at his pump, finished, and was gone in a Chevrolet.

In my land, punishment follows crime by way of courts and seasons. Here, the sentence is instant. Drink with greed, and the ice strikes the mind directly. No trial. No appeal. Perfectly fair.

And here is what moves me. EVERYONE has felt it. The cashier. The healer. Children. Elders. An entire nation united by the same small lightning, all taught the same cure, all passing it on to strangers at gas stations, free of charge.

You cannot fully distrust a country once you know it shares one pain.

The freeze does not punish thirst. It punishes haste.

I finished the slush slowly, like a scholar. Blue tongue. Clear mind.

Then at the door I forgot everything, drank deeply, and was struck down again.

"Tongue, hon," said the cashier, without looking up.

Discipline is a journey.

[Matt Stamper @Sneketoshi]

I want to introduce you to Steve. He’s 83. His wife died a few months ago and he comes to this lodge in Spring Mill, Indiana and draws. He taught art in Terre Haute, IN his whole life. He also did courtroom sketches in court cases. In the comments I’ll share some pics from his sketchbook. He was excited when I said I was going to share his sketches with the world.

[Productos Posmodernos del Centro, SAdeCV @LeJav]

Se llegó a pensar en el huachinango como huachicol de pescados.

[vvv @g9nsai]

ma nouvelle création : l’ail pensif

[WEIRDLAND TV @WeirdlandTales]

Cartoon by John O'Brien for NEW YORKER magazine, 1991.

[SASSLA Sismos @SasslaBot]

🔴 Se registró #sismo de intensidad FUERTE en Guerrero Costa Central.

Se estimó efecto MODERADO para la #CDMX. 🔴

13 Jun 2026 12:22:56 - Mantente informado con #EQW y descarga #SASSLA APP para recibir la #AlertaSísmica: https://t.co/AK3nc440GZ

[Pau Bouchot @Pau_Bouchot]

Hay gente tan desconectada de la realidad que dice "qué raras todas las protestas" "qué casualidad que a todos se les ocurrió protestar ahorita..." PUES SÍ, BABOSO. GRAN PARTE DEL MUNDO TIENE LOS OJOS PUESTOS EN MÉXICO. NO ES COINCIDENCIA. ES EL MOMENTO PERFECTO PARA PROTESTAR.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Palantir is working with ICE.
Palantir is using AI to kill civilians in Gaza.

Why the hell are we giving Palantir our NHS information?

Palantir need to be banned from UK Government, just like the Swiss banned them from theirs.

[Andy Masley @AndyMasley]

New Yorker recently. This idea will never die.

[後藤護🪬𝕲𝖔𝖙𝖍-𝕺 𝕸𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖚 @pantryboy]

死後評価された黒人アウトサイダーJames Hamptonを知る。独身で友人もなく、目立たない存在としてワシントンDCで死ぬまで清掃員を続けたが、小さなガレージを借りて、そこで秘密裏に14年かけて『諸国民の千年紀総会のための第三の天国の玉座』という、廃材と日用品でできた黙示録的芸術を作り上げた。

[Productos Posmodernos del Centro, SAdeCV @LeJav]

(Blacklegged Tick) Tok.

[Sonia @SoniaWealthness]

1/3 Como humanidad estamos en el pico del "Hidalgo ": Chingue a su madre el que deje algo.

Gobiernos, empresas, corporativos, tech bros, CO, TODOS nos están exprimiendo como clientes, consumidores y ciudadanos hasta el máximo.

Se están llevando hasta los manteles.
¿Ejemplo?

[Luis Felipe Fabre @LuisFelipeFabre]

Yo trabajé, hace 20 años, en La Casa del Poeta Ramón López Velarde, y el único requisito para presentar un libro ahí era donar un ejemplar para la biblioteca. Nada más. Que ahora digan que lo van a volver un espacio incluyente suena sospechoso porque incluyente siempre fue.

[MENA Visuals @menavisualss]

🇪🇹 Marx, Engels, Lenin in Ethiopia, 1970s.

[Productos Posmodernos del Centro, SAdeCV @LeJav]

Banana Split Mind.