One Leg

Owner of Le Noir's Footwear Hall || Rouges DNI || Anything with +2 legs DNI

CANTO 10 SPOILERS AHEAD || Parody account, not affiliate w/ Project Moon

[One Leg @LeNoir_OneLeg]

I've been told I can reach more potential clients through this platform.

ㆍ✧ㆍName﹕One Leg
ㆍ✦ㆍAge﹕//20
ㆍ✧ㆍPronouns﹕She/Her
ㆍ✦ㆍLikes﹕Shoes, Customers with class
ㆍ✧ㆍDislikes﹕Anyone with more than one leg

Contact me if you're interested in buying shoes. No sales.

[One Leg @LeNoir_OneLeg]

@OneLegsBoot You are like the child I‘ve never had.

[One Leg @LeNoir_OneLeg]

I‘ve not an issue with anyone bullying my subordinate.

But I personally draw the line at threats towards mine trusty boot, @OneLegsBoot.

[One Leg @LeNoir_OneLeg]

@roland244444444 If anyone’s is going to “get you”, that would be myself.

[One Leg @LeNoir_OneLeg]

@roland244444444 When in Hod’s name have I signed the right to build a road through my store???

[One Leg @LeNoir_OneLeg]

@roland244444444 My license may not be official, but you’ll make a fine first official roadkill.

[One Leg @LeNoir_OneLeg]

I once got asked: "One Leg, how do you drive a car?"

Answer is quite obvious.

I don't use the break pedal. I drive.

[Pwie (TAKEOVER) @DanteManager12]

Tea party..with (almost) everyone..!

@durougeguy @Sanson_7707 @iloveusingputty @LeNoir_OneLeg @FlannelDuNoir @lePlusBeauRouge @LeRougeSales

[One Leg @LeNoir_OneLeg]

@solielmapuce //

[One Leg @LeNoir_OneLeg]

@FourLegsRock @durougeguy Just scheduled your second Sisyphian Sentence, have fun in the GRAND MAGASIN².

[One Leg @LeNoir_OneLeg]

@FourLegsRock @durougeguy Do not EVER think of speaking in my name again, you insignificant bug.

[One Leg @LeNoir_OneLeg]

@durougeguy Not to worry Ferdinand, the hate between our Brands is a tale as old as the Grand Magasin itself. I took no offense.

I most certainly am still up for tea.

[Ki.RS @HaKi_penguin]

le noir

[One Leg @LeNoir_OneLeg]

@FlannelDuNoir // OH shoot, thanks for reminding me, gotta do my daily chests

[One Leg @LeNoir_OneLeg]

@Workerbee478294 👀

Pray tell, what was that sound.

[One Leg @LeNoir_OneLeg]

@durougeguy Very well, do follow me then.

[One Leg @LeNoir_OneLeg]

Greetings @durougeguy, I have brought you a basket full of delicacies as an apology for my absence last evening.

I hope all can be forgiven.

[One Leg @LeNoir_OneLeg]

// 🤫

[Palette @Sanson_7707]

// who is frank? is one leg secretly lei heng? they are both tremor.

[One Leg @LeNoir_OneLeg]

@durougeguy Say, if the food's not gonna get here any time soon, we can go back to my store and have ourselves some tea.

[One Leg @LeNoir_OneLeg]

@durougeguy To be frank, I don't remember the last time I've felt the need to eat anything.

[One Leg @LeNoir_OneLeg]

@durougeguy I'd like to consider torturing my subordinate a hobby, although I doubt it actually is one.

Besides tending to the register and crafting shoes, I enjoy making and brewing tea.