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not quite a burnout, but I'm gettin there

I made this website with wix:

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@OpheliaHKME lol French Canadian thinks she's actually French lmao

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@OpheliaHKME God, Canada wants to be European soooooooo bad. "Maths" smh

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@camemberrry fat bitches be like why do i look fat rn

bffr

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Bro I say Naruto's name one time and my whole timeline fucked. Damn daddy chill, fuck

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Watching Naruto and I'm at Kiba vs Sakon, and man is this boy FUCKED when Shippuden comes around.

Dog fucker's not making it, he'll never get another hype moment again. Shit, most of these kids are DONE, tubby ain't gonna do shit against Pain, tf?

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Watching Naruto and I'm at Kiba vs Sakon, and man is this boy FUCKED when Shippuden comes around.

Dog fucker's not making it, he'll never get another hype moment again. Shit, most of these kids are DONE, tubby ain't gonna do shit against Pain, tf?

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@OpheliaHKME Opening Twitter hoping there's no ragebait

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When I close my Twitter tab because Twitter pissed me off and immediately open another

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@OpheliaHKME no, you don't get it, everyone is defined by their oppression, and I WIN!

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It's still so funny how the Spiderverse movies tricked everyone into thinking the Miles Morales comics were good. It's comical(lol) how bad they are in comparison

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Lowk I don't post myself on the Internet because I couldn't handle a reaction whether positive or negative

I would either:
Hate my body for the rest of time (bad)
Or:
Think I was objectively hot (worse)

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@Mrsande39670135 @ColaMutt @seugracinha @mindnumb_opus Then Jameson gets canceled for deadnaming and misgendering Spider-Woman while talking about her effect on society

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Man, this voice training shit beating my ass. I need everyone I speak to to enforce fagcent at MINIMUM

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Gaining weight hasn't been working out, so I've come up with a new strategy:

Coax all my friends and loved ones into buying me food out pity and emotional coercion

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I'm taking day-long shifts with myself where I'm manically awake and unmovably asleep.

Surely this is a good sign of the times 👍

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@OpheliaHKME Yeah, I remember being told Kate was stereotypical, but Kaitlyn was like top 5 most popular baby name when I was born, so I just like don't get it

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AUR pushes disabled

This is the worst timeline

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deadlock makes me want to kill myself irl fr 0-7 and istg it's NOT my fault

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I think AI in code writing isn't *that* bad. Vibecoding makes me feel bad for you, but like if you just want to use it like a rubber duckee-style debugger. Fuck it

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when shit's broken dumbest answer's the right one. My keyboard wasn't working had nothing to do with the kernel or HID devices or the bus; it was in mac mode.
My WM requires the super key to do fucking anything.

Good thing it only took me 10 minutes to check