Mclovin

Queer as fuck who observes of the world around me & contemplates the nature of the universe from my front porch. Car lover obsessed with tv and politics.

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Watching @COSMOSonTV and missing my frenzied grad school days.

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@SethMacFarlane @neiltyson When are we getting a new series of Cosmos? My kid definitely won't learn all this stuff in school, and we all know museums have limits. I'll gladly help with the show if labor is an issue. Ya boi has a MA in history, and half a doctorate.

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They should change 90 Day Fiance to "Nobody loves you enough to do all this work," since that's basically how all the friends and family members feel about the foreign SO. Like, damnn Brenda tell me how nationalist you really are.

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@hulu @MikeJudge Please find an appropriate voice actor for Kahn Souphanousinphone he deserves to be in the reboot as much as everyone else. #BringBackKahn

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@EatBobos My family loves your Bobo Bites but the last two boxes we got from @Costco were very stale. Gonna have to return the newest box this weekend. Great products but your QC is 🗑️ The worst part is that my preschooler really LOVES these things.

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Imma need @Lupita_Nyongo to be much less enchanting cuz fr she's got me weak just by gracing my screen. #LupitaNyongo #WakandaForever #BlackWomen #BlackGirlMagic

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What ever happened to that huge grow room in the Saviors' satellite base? We never saw or heard about it again. @AMCTalkingDead
#TWD #TheWalkingDead #TalkingDead

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RIP Robbie Coltrane. You will be our Hagrid, Always.

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@jvn needs to do a new web series called House of the Drag Queens where they break down House of the Dragon with the baddest drag queens and kings in the land. #HouseOfTheDragonHBO #gayofthrones

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Serena Joy realizing she's in a Hell of her own creation will never get old. Sucks being reduced to just a walking womb, doesn't it? #TheHandmaidsTale #serenajoy

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@GovMurphy I've got not beef with recognizing Italian Americans but Columbus was a mass murdering pedo who deserves to burn in Hell for eternity, not a federal holiday.

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@EatBobos Ok, thanks.

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@EatBobos I know it's supposed to be a bite, but dang.

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Hey @HouseofDragon can we get a tw for ep1? Some of us nearly died in childbirth and have legit PTSD from that experience. #HouseoftheDragon #HouseOfTheDragonHBO #HBOMax

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@JoniKni56808241 @esurance They must like you. I've been a customer for eleven years and my claim hasn't made any progress in over three weeks.

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@0liviajulianna I'm sure someone already said this but I'm, do you have pregnancy tests every four weeks money? I respect the sentiment but those pee sticks are expensive

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@SethMacFarlane This is one of my all time favorite shows. So freaking good.

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@pleasehelp2022 @esurance apparently Twitter doesn't work either. I bet they'd notice if I stopped paying them every month.

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Still waiting for @esurance to get their shit together

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@pleasehelp2022 @esurance Same for me, except replace email with voicemail. Pretty sure there's nobody working there at all.

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Hey @esurance how is it that I pay y'all every month but when I need a claim handled suddenly nobody's working?

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S4 E5 of @TheOrville is giving me life. #protecttranskids #protectintersexkids