Instead of responding to all the Dodgers hoes in my mentions I’ll put it all right here for easy consumption
Helpful reminders for Dodger fans:
- The dirt behind second base isn’t the “warning track”
- I know you are only used to seeing innings 3-7 due to traffic but a baseball game starts in the first inning and goes 9 innings.
- if the game is tied they play something called extra innings
- Covid ring didn’t count
- Rings won by cheating also don’t count
- Your owner stole money from old ladies insurance accounts to fund your spending
- Ohtani Bet on Baseball
- Roki SoSucki is a soft bitch and bust
- Mookies contract is worse than Manny’s
- Kyle Tucker is a bust
- We own Tanner Scott, Full Custody
- Ohtani Bet on Baseball and blamed his interpreter
- Your stadium sits on property stolen from hard working people
- You can’t buy Aura
- Ohtani used his gambling winnings to defraud Hawaiian real estate investors
- Uniqlo Ravine is a shit stadium
- a guy name Samad is better than dudes in your team making $60M/Year
- Edwin Diaz should be in jail for illegal gambling and cockfighting
- Dalton rushing is the worst person in baseball
- Your 8 hole hitter cost you $120M, your financial cheating all that allows this
History will view your “dynasty” as worse than 2017 Astros and 1909 Black Sox
I don't care
I seriously don't care
We showed the dodgers we were first place back in April
We showed the dodgers we have the best playoff atmosphere in baseball
We made a statement this year
Hey dodgers fans,
This is called a playoff atmosphere
This is called wanting a championship for your city
This is called cheering for your team
This is called a die-hard fanbase