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[Dubois @CFC_Dubois]

Everton already ruined football by stopping City, if they can’t stop Spurs we need to start a petition to relegate Everton.

[Saddam @Saddam_KE]

Finance Bill 2026 is requiring every adult to give the Government their left kidney by December, but sure let’s go on the streets to celebrate a VARsenal trophy. Who cursed us?

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

The worst thing I’ve ever watched in my entire life 😭

[kemboi @Cfc_Kemboi]

Speaking for every Chelsea fan: we don’t want Spurs relegated. Where else are we getting our guaranteed 6 points ?

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

Whatever happens today, Chelsea must not go back to the Conference League. It’s Europa or no Europe.

[Lemon @Lemonbryz]

🚨🎙️ Alan Shearer on Southampton expulsion from the Championship play-offs and having to play Championship next year with a points handicap

“let’s be clear on this – what Southampton did with the spying and the cameras, that’s wrong. It’s not acceptable in the game, full stop. You can’t be going around filming opponents like that. But expelling them from the play-offs? For me, that’s really harsh and I don’t think the punishment fits the crime.
These players have given everything this season. They’ve been out there week in, week out, putting their bodies on the line, working their socks off to try and get the club promoted. They didn’t make those decisions upstairs, they weren’t involved in any of that – they’re just focused on playing football and doing their job on the pitch.
And now it feels like all their hard work is being taken away from them. I’ve been at Southampton, I know what it means to the dressing room when the players buy into what the manager’s asking and give their all. They shouldn’t be the ones suffering the most here. The club needs to sort out what went on at the top, but this feels very tough on the lads who had nothing to do with it. It’s a difficult one.“

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Celebrated football commentator and analyst Diblo Kaberia has sadly passed on.

[EBL @EBL2017]

This is where Hull finished in the xG table.

Now?

They’re on their way to the Premier League.

Never seen anything like it in my life…

[Saddam @Saddam_KE]

Mental health problem. You can’t convince me otherwise. Where was this energy when fuel was 130? Embarrassing fan base.

[PrinceCFC @PrinceD81292144]

Having 8 players on £300k/w wages eats up £124.8m annually. Subtract that from a £490m revenue, and the board is left with roughly £365.2m to cover internal costs, stadium maintenance, staff, and the rest of the squad.

If there is one thing BlueCo got right, it is fixing this wage structure. At least for now.

Look at Barcelona. When their financial crisis hit, they were forced to slash salaries, losing top talent and keeping only those playing for the badge. They recognized the desperate need for new revenue, which is why they are expanding their stadium capacity from 99k to 105k and adding Spotify to the historic name.
Yet, the same Chelsea fans who complain about a sustainable wage structure are the ones blocking ownership from moving away from Stamford Bridge or selling naming rights to generate massive new revenue.

Honestly, between the fanbase and BlueCo, I don't know who the actual problem is anymore.

[Just Chelsea @justcfc]

🚨🔵 Xabi Alonso is confident he can succeed at Chelsea regardless of today’s result.

While European football could offer a route to silverware, some internally believe a season without Europe may actually help Alonso implement his ideas more effectively with longer training periods and fewer matches.

(@TheAthleticFC) #CFC

[Jeje @_gypsywoman1]

Na si mkuje coast ,tahmeed ni thao ,nyumba ni elfu mbili, ni low season
No racism ama mnangoja December?

[Wolf @wolfncrisis]

you can’t stop us.

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

🚨Hull City 1 Middlesbrough 0

Southampton fans:

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

LSK has proposed new PAYE bands under the Finance Bill 2026:

Up to Sh30,000 → 0% (tax-free)
Sh30,001–38,333 → 20%
Sh38,334–500,000 → 25%
Sh500,001–800,000 → 27.5%
Above Sh800,000 → 30%

[CarefreeLewisG🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇹 #WORLDCHAMPIONS @CarefreeLewisG]

Chelsea have more European trophies than the entire of London combined 🥱

[Merkos @Merkostt]

Arsenal are probably the first side to win a league and not have anyone from their team win Golden Boots, Top Assists or Player of the Year😂😂

The worst Champions of all time

[Goals Side @goalsside]

Chelsea have conquered Europe 🏆

Won everything there is to win. 💙

[Sky Bet @SkyBet]

Premier League goal contributions this season 📊

Morgan Gibbs-White - 1⃣8⃣
Jarrod Bowen - 1⃣8⃣
Dominic Calvert-Lewin - 1⃣5⃣
Danny Welbeck - 1⃣4⃣
Phil Foden - 1⃣2⃣
Cole Palmer - 1⃣0⃣
𝐍𝐨𝐧𝐢 𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐮𝐞𝐤𝐞 - 3⃣

The only player included in Tuchel's England squad is Madueke... 😬