Lady Blorp

Flawless taste in music. Swamp witch. Former headline/features contributor to @TheOnion. Italian Jewess, plotzing on the reg

[Lady Blorp @LeSarahMarie]

i simply make too many involuntary noises to return to society

[Lady Blorp @LeSarahMarie]

my mother calls her generation "boomer-type people." very inclusive

[Lady Blorp @LeSarahMarie]

@ZoeSinns why does every conservative brittish man look like he just tumbled out of the dryer

[Lady Blorp @LeSarahMarie]

as a young child i had so much anxiety about all my stuffed animals and dolls feeling included

[Lady Blorp @LeSarahMarie]

@KyleTrainEmoji i love how this sounds like a radicalized version of my grandmother

[Lady Blorp @LeSarahMarie]

hard pass

[Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain]

To my beautiful Jewish friends in America. We love you. You are not alone. We are just as freaked out as you are and see with clear eyes exactly what is happening.

[Joseph Fasano @Joseph_Fasano_]

Thank you all for hearing me. I love you. I will keep sharing my words, no matter what I go through. Only the end will stop this song in me.

[Lady Blorp @LeSarahMarie]

@rzdchxrry Dilly Dally, Cherry Glazerr, Wet Leg, Bully

[Lady Blorp @LeSarahMarie]

i don't know if i can keep living in a world where everyone else isn't also in therapy

[Lady Blorp @LeSarahMarie]

@saraan_tweets @naledii_mm Thanks!

[Lady Blorp @LeSarahMarie]

keen branding for Walgreens to tell me "way to keep up on your Rx!" instead of "yum yum sickie, you have no thyroid so we ate your money, see you in 90 days"

[Lady Blorp @LeSarahMarie]

@JeremyWingert79 Phantom Tollbooth!!!

[Lady Blorp @LeSarahMarie]

@spencerpratt I'm so worried that this is how you conceive of counting

[Lady Blorp @LeSarahMarie]

@sam_d_1995 i love that they can't even figure out how to print a bad picture of him, he just can't take one

[Ash (he/ him) @Schumacher_The]

Homophobic and transphobic. Please don’t leave out that he died protecting his trans husband, Tristan.

[Lady Blorp @LeSarahMarie]

@BootsRiley CALLING ALL HENRY WINKLERS! (cc @hwinkler4real )

[Lady Blorp @LeSarahMarie]

i have not been in my exploitative corporate job for 2 years and i am still paying off the damage it did to my body

[Lady Blorp @LeSarahMarie]

@kcdanger internally screaming, i remember Limelight!

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

How this isn’t an immediate impeach and remove from office situation blows my mind. There isn’t a word invented in the English language for this level of pure corruption. This country is fucking cooked.

[Lady Blorp @LeSarahMarie]

Run Fast, Far

[Raven @Ravenismeee]

You meet your 18 year old self, you’re allowed 3 words. What do you say?

[Lady Blorp @LeSarahMarie]

@MarieIsabellaB honestly these two should just have a podcast