LeUberist

Uber driver in Seattle. No, I don't drive a Prius.

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@kexp where is the concert with that South African artist tomorrow?

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Today is Microsoft recruiting day. Had applicants from everywhere in the US. The one from Harvard seemed to be a dick

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@c895radio Wolfgang is tearing my car's speakers apart now

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Angry Seattle people #uberseattle #leuberist #bellevue

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A rider from Amazon research told me most browsed for content on mobile platforms is porn

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@c895radio hey why don't you play the music you talk over in between tracks?

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Pretty sunrise today

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@c895radio can you keep him relaxed?

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@c895radio the student guy is making me want to jump from the car

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I'd be so happy I'd people would stop slamming doors

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The rats are getting aggressive with each other. I wonder when will they notice me. #humanslivesmatter

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Next time I go to a restaurant I'll make sure to check the back alley for ducking rats

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Holy shit the rats are procreating. OMGOMGOMG

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Ok this is not funny. Standing in the back alley of Samurai Noodles in Univ District and rats run around me.

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Waiting for an Uber Eats order. Ain't even mad cause I get a chance to watch the debate

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Did like 15 deliveries. No. Fucking. Tips. I mean how fucking greedy are you

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Uber Eats is the worst fucking thing. Stupid lazy people don't come down to get their food even if you block the street and no parking

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Don't know about Florida, but it's pretty damn windy this morning in Seattle #leuberist #uberseattle

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Been out for over an hour. Dead. No. Pings. Whatsoever.

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It's kind of unsettling when a student tips 3 dollars and rich people don't even say thanks sometimes #leuberist #uberseattle