Ser Pounce

Don't follow me. I have no idea where I am going 🌊

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

both?

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Lemon-Macaron

[Venmo @Venmo]

🚨 VIBE CHECK 🚨 We’re baaaack, giving out $200,000 today. RT this with your Venmo handle + a vibey GIF. You could win $500. #VenmoMe

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 10/7. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/g4KLdG1U1l

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Twitter folk when Facebook and Instagram people enter the room.

[Alessandra Binucci @Alebinuc]

#ShakespeareSunday “O thou day o’ the world, chain mine armed neck.” A&C IV, 8

[Shakespearian Not Shtirred 🧔🏻📜🖋️🤵🏻‍♂️🔫🍸 @JamesBard007]

#ShakespeareSunday

"Where then hath Britain all the sun that shines? Day, night,
Are they not but in Britain?"
- Cymbeline A3 S4

#Shakespeare #JamesBond #NoTimeToDie
#NightTimeToDay

[Elisabeth Bridges @lissybeth91]

Ay, sir; we did sleep day out of countenance, and made the night light with drinking.

A&C #ShakespeareSunday

[Valerie @GamineCuisine]

“The gift doth stretch itself as 'tis received,
And is enough for both.”
All’s Well That Ends Well (II,1) #ShakespeareSunday

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

I was so excited when someone told me that Lil Nas X had done my song #Jolene. I had to find it and listen to it immediately…and it's really good. Of course, I love him anyway. I was surprised and I'm honored and flattered. I hope he does good for both of us. Thank you @LilNasX

[Ser Pounce @Le_Chat_]

What Ellen Pompeo expected vs what Ellen Pompeo got

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“Buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks, I don’t care if I never get vaxed.” - Jim Acosta on MJT’s participation in the Congressional baseball game

*chef’s kiss*

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@mattgaetz dark + stormy?

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Delusional. And many GOP reps stay silent.

[Ser Pounce @Le_Chat_]

@FoxNews I’m all for this.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I’m so sorry Sarah Palin is mad at me! In fact, to address this I set up a special hotline just for her

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@tedcruz Cancun Cruz telling the plebeians to get a job is peak Cancun Cruz.

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@RonFilipkowski gross

[David Axelrod @davidaxelrod]

On this Labor Day, a big shout out to the “essential workers”who make our country go. May their essential work be recognized, in pandemics and out, with fair wages, benefits, appreciation, dignity and respect!

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Society years from now watching Scott Baio’s attempt(s) at relevancy