Michael Flack

Pronouns: "It", "That", "WTF". Born Again Neo Gothic Christian Anarchist. Trump supporter. Conservative. Experimentalist Cook. Bibliophile & Book Hoarder.

[Michael Flack @Le_Chef_Mike]

@LetsTagIt Take a large clean large jar. Fill it with port. Add a handful of uncrushed coffee beans. Cover the bottle allowing for gas to escape. Other wise it will explode. Leave for 24 hours to infuse. Strain and rebottle in the original wine bottle.

You become a wide awake drunk. 🦝

[Michael Flack @Le_Chef_Mike]

@lepslair The upside to this is simple: If you get food poisoning you're already in the bathroom. So you won't have far to go to throw up. 🦝

[Michael Flack @Le_Chef_Mike]

@LetsTagIt I have a recipe for Coffee Port Wine. 🦝

[Michael Flack @Le_Chef_Mike]

If I mention the "Elephant in the room"; what is the first thing and or topic that you think of? 🦝

[Michael Flack @Le_Chef_Mike]

If I mention the Elephant in the room; what is the first thing that you think of? 🦝

[Michael Flack @Le_Chef_Mike]

@lepslair I hate it when I'm told I can't do something. 🦝

[Michael Flack @Le_Chef_Mike]

@MichealElliott Why not a Sky Rocket so you can go out with a Bang 🦝

[Michael Flack @Le_Chef_Mike]

@centerepublican @agargmd @AdamJoshDotCom @ChristianJsays @factandrumor I had a blood test. I failed. Not joking really. They said I was diabetic. Now I don't bother with them. Meh 🦝

[Michael Flack @Le_Chef_Mike]

@mrmikeMTL It depends on what they were or are doing at the time they go to relieve themselves. I wear glasses to read. But will take them off if what I plan to do later doesn't need them. Just saying. 🦝

[Michael Flack @Le_Chef_Mike]

@lhallwriter Have you noticed just how quickly January is passing?
Before you know it we will be fading in to December. 🦝

[Michael Flack @Le_Chef_Mike]

@ElChandler Can you give them a choice. They can continue life as an epic ruler. Or they can quietly take up the life of just a happy peasant farmer? 🦝

[Michael Flack @Le_Chef_Mike]

@333too3 Dog: "I'm so not going to watch you"

[Michael Flack @Le_Chef_Mike]

@8aked8aker Take a number.
So many others are more disappointed.
I'm at the top of the list.
So there you go. 🦝

[Michael Flack @Le_Chef_Mike]

I think it was something in the water.
Not sure really. 🦝

[Boo @333too3]

if I was a.....

[Michael Flack @Le_Chef_Mike]

@8aked8aker Take a number.
So many bots so little time.
CROFL 🦝

[Michael Flack @Le_Chef_Mike]

@laughingskull59 Why does she look like she fought the kangaroo and now has scars on her arms from winning the fight? 🦝

[Michael Flack @Le_Chef_Mike]

@BunnieKat1962

[Michael Flack @Le_Chef_Mike]

@garyfixstuff My parents are dead.
Yes, I'm cool with that. 🦝

[Michael Flack @Le_Chef_Mike]

@KelKass Hotel Glasgow 🦝