MARTIN 🀄️

Free Palestine 🇵🇸 C’est moi qui crée le jeu, pas besoin de tricher

[MARTIN 🀄️ @Le_Descolariser]

#Parcoursup qui me voit revenir pour la 3ème fois consécutive

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

This ICONIC picture will get more likes than the flag of Israel.

[𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐄𝐋 🇧🇷 @witsel__]

La Terre existe depuis 4,54 milliards d’années…
et le destin m’a fait naître pile pendant l’ère Messi

[Elias @fcb_elias1]

🚨Robert Lewandowski on how hard it was for him to leave Bayern Munich for Barcelona

🗣️ Robert Lewandowski:

“When I had to make the decision to join Barcelona, it was honestly one of the most difficult decisions of my life. At Bayern Munich, I had everything. We were winning trophies every season, competing for every title possible, and personally I was in one of the best moments of my career. One or two years before joining Barça, I had already won everything there was to win with Bayern. Many people asked me: ‘Why leave a perfect situation?’

But football is not only about comfort. Sometimes you feel something bigger inside you.

At that moment, Barcelona were in a very difficult situation. Not only financially, but also emotionally as a club. When we played against them in the Champions League with Bayern, I remember feeling that something was missing. You could see the stadium, the fans, the history… but it did not feel like the Barcelona that everyone respected for many years. It was strange because this club has always represented greatness, personality, beautiful football.

And after those games in Munich and Barcelona, I started thinking a lot. I knew that if one day I had the opportunity to join Barça, I could help change things. Not alone, of course, because one player never changes everything, but I felt I could bring experience, mentality, leadership and hunger back to the dressing room.

Many people thought I was crazy to leave Bayern at that stage of my career. They said Barcelona was finished, that the club was too broken, too unstable. But for me, that was exactly the challenge that attracted me. It is easy to join a club when everything is perfect. The real test is joining when people doubt them and helping bring them back to where they belong.

I did not come to Barcelona for a holiday or to enjoy the weather. I came because I believed this club could rise again. When you wear this badge, you understand immediately how massive this club is. The pressure is huge, but so is the motivation.

Today, I am proud of that decision because I followed my heart and my football ambition. Barcelona is not just a club you play for — it’s a responsibility. And from the first day, I wanted to help restore that winning mentality again.”

[MARTIN 🀄️ @Le_Descolariser]

@lewy_official Merci goat ❤️

[Motivaciones Fútbol @MotivacionesF]

EL FÚTBOL ANTES DE QUE MESSI APARECIERA:

▪️🇫🇷 Máximo ganador del Balón de Oro: Platini
▪️🇩🇪 Máximo ganador de la Bota de Oro: Müller
▪️🇪🇸 Máximo ganador del Pichichi: Zarra
▪️🇩🇪 Más goles en un año: Müller
▪️🇧🇷 Más goles en un mismo club: Pelé
▪️🇦🇷 Más goles en la Selección Argentina: Batistuta
▪️🇪🇸 Máximo goleador histórico de LaLiga: Zarra
▪️🇵🇱 Más goles consecutivos: Peterek
▪️🇧🇷 Más goles en una Selección sudamericana: Pelé
▪️🇪🇸 Máximo goleador del Barcelona: Rodríguez
▪️🇪🇸 Más partidos en Barcelona: Bernardo
▪️🇦🇷 Más partidos en Argentina: Zanetti

DESDE QUE MESSI APARECIÓ:

▪️🇦🇷 Máximo ganador del Balón de Oro: Messi
▪️🇦🇷 Máximo ganador de la Bota de Oro: Messi
▪️🇦🇷 Máximo ganador del Pichichi: Messi
▪️🇦🇷 Más goles en un año: Messi
▪️🇦🇷 Más goles en un mismo club: Messi
▪️🇦🇷 Más goles en la Selección Argentina: Messi
▪️🇦🇷 Máximo goleador histórico de LaLiga: Messi
▪️🇦🇷 Más goles consecutivos: Messi
▪️🇦🇷 Más goles en una Selección sudamericana: Messi
▪️🇦🇷 Máximo goleador del Barcelona: Messi
▪️🇦🇷 Más partidos en Barcelona: Messi
▪️🇦🇷 Más partidos en Argentina: Messi

EL MEJOR JUGADOR DEL MUNDO HASTA QUE SE RETIRE.

[ايهاب @EHABF14]

إدارة البايرن تصرح علناً انها مش عايزه ولا بتنظر لأي عرض من برشلونة لأن روبرت ليفاندوفسكي هيستمر، الإعلام الالماني بيسخر من برشلونة وانه هيختفي اقتصاديا بعد سنوات قليلة، وفجأة البولندي طلع قال "انا أريد برشلونة.. لا اهتم بباقي العروض، اريد البرسا فقط"

نهاية القصة:
4 مواسم
7 ألقاب
+190 مباراة
+140 مساهمة تهديفية

في اول ايامه ليفا صرح : "هدفي واضح جداً وهو النهوض بالفريق من جديد والتتويج بالألقاب."

وبعد نهاية المهمة، خرج في فيديو وداعي مبتسم وبيقول.. "أغادر بشعور ان المهمة اكتملت، البارسا عاد الى ان ينتمي، فيسكا بارسا."

سيكون روبرت ليفاندوفسكي الإسم الجديد بـ القائمة الرسمية لاساطير النادي.

Para siempre ROBER LEWANDOWSKI

[toparlanın gitmiyoruz @toparlanvegitme]

İsrail’e destek veren temizlik markalarını boykot eden video gündem oldu.

[MARTIN 🀄️ @Le_Descolariser]

@oliverlovesfoot @luigigreczed @Dr_Pouk @Portes_Thomas Donc t’as rien ecouté à ce qu’il t’a dit ? Il te dit que c’est pas en disant que certains flics sont mauvais que tous le sont ? Pareil pour les musulmans ? C’est pas parceque il y a des fous que tous le sont ?

[The NEWS @thenews_fr]

🚨🇵🇸 « Je suis juif. Je suis israélien. Mes parents étaient à Auschwitz. Je ne vais pas soutenir un génocide, n’est-ce pas ? Je suis avec la Palestine. »

[Vfynn_🥷🏼 𐙚 @Vfynn_]

🚨🗣️ Thierry Henry on Barcelona Vs Atletico Madrid both-leg officiating controversy:

“I’m sorry, but what did I just watch over two legs? Because that’s not football, that’s decisions deciding games.

First leg, you send off Cubarsí for that? Minimal contact, the boy barely touches him and suddenly it’s a red card that flips the entire tie. Then you have a clear handball inside the six-yard box from Pubill, he literally stops the ball with his hand like he’s playing basketball and VAR just… goes quiet? How is that even possible at this level?

Koke is out there doing late challenges, off-ball stuff all game, no cards. Not even a warning. But on the other side, Eric García gets a straight red when Koundé is literally right there to cover? So now we’re rewriting the ‘last man’ rule as we go?

And don’t get me started on Olmo, pushed from behind, clear as day, no penalty. Then you count the fouls Atlético made… how many yellows? Zero? Come on. You can’t tell me that’s normal.

Then Ferran scores, and we’re talking about offside on a rebound situation? That goal should stand. Simple.

At some point, you stop calling it ‘bad luck’ and you start asking real questions. Because when every big decision goes one way, it’s not coincidence anymore. Barcelona didn’t just lose this tie… they were taken out of it.”

[Boulet De Canon Nucléaire 🇫🇷 @AudeJavel79]

On est combien à détester le Rassemblement National dans ce pays ? Retweetez un peu, pour voir. 😊

[MARTIN 🀄️ @Le_Descolariser]

@Sheb31000 @Arthur_1295 @VermineN69660 @fujesamo Qu’est ce que tu raconte toi mdrrrrrr

[Marcel @realmarcel1]

« Je préfère encore être un cochon décadent qu’un fasciste »

[Abeille qui veut dla compote @abeillemoon]

Pour rappel :
Fuck ICE
Fuck macron
Fuck némésis
Fuck la droite
Fuck trump
Fuck Israël
Fuck les nazis et les fachos

[MARTIN 🀄️ @Le_Descolariser]

Quand tu y reflechis bien c’est terrible en vrai

[autist @litteralyme0]

-Study for 20 years
-Work for 40 years
-Free for 5-10 years
-Die
It's a scam bro

[MARTIN 🀄️ @Le_Descolariser]

@lukattme Il pense plier un classique en plus ptn

[MARTIN 🀄️ @Le_Descolariser]

De quoi chéri ? Tu es allé chercher la peinture à mr bricolage plutôt qu’à leroy merlin ? Magnifique chéri

[Jordan Florentin @JordanFlrtn]

🤭

[MARTIN 🀄️ @Le_Descolariser]

@Salem_mnt A lire absolument,
Little angel et la villa des culs brisés
Mia K au pays des camionneurs

[MARTIN 🀄️ @Le_Descolariser]

@3xRooond @Danta770 @CharelMafoua Ah franchement on a vu pire hier soir, cubarsi sur le premier but défense pitoyable il fonce sur le ballon et laisse mayulu seul, olmo qui fait n’importe quoi à se demander si c’est son premier match, et sans ferran y’a 3-1 vu que c’est le seul à redescendre pour défendre

[MARTIN 🀄️ @Le_Descolariser]

@Danta770 @CharelMafoua Ferran ?? Non, les autres oui