LeLuLo

DJ/Producer

[robertmarawa @robertmarawa]

🔴 "Football Heritage......."~JM.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

This is the funniest shit I have seen today😭😭

[Dafa_1 @1_phadaH]

What’s the 3rd criterion for the Ballon Dor please??

[Legion HQ @LegionHQ_]

��� BREAKING NEWS: 🔥

THE MANCHESTER CITY WHISTLEBLOWER ESCAPES DEATH 🤯🤯

According to recent reports, there has been an assassination attempt on the life of Rui Pinto, the famous Football Leaks whistleblower. Tension has reached an all-time high following Manchester City's recent financial rule convictions, which were originally triggered by Pinto's massive repository of leaked internal emails and club documents.

The whistleblower, who has previously warned that a "devastating" new cache of unreleased files is on the way, narrowly survived the ambush.

Thankfully, he managed to escape unharmed using a bulletproof SUV.

[Mod @CFCMods]

Karma, it’s such a beautiful thing.

[Brodie @CFCBrowdz]

Maresca snaked the club just to find himself in the middle of the biggest corruption scandal the sport has EVER seen. Couldn’t have happened to a better bloke.

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

Did you notice how quickly SA moved on from the tavern massacre that killed 17 people? Little outrage over the fact that the majority of victims were men. No prizes for guessing why. Black men are murdered every week, so apparently it’s just another violent day in South Africa.

[DENETRIC MALOPE 🇿🇦 @denetric_malope]

The South African male Netball team just won the Africa World Cup.

[𝐆𝐢𝐠𝐢 @LitSego]

I need this tweet on a billboard man.

[ᴛʜᴀɴᴅᴏ @Tandho_]

“i don’t do politics”

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

my mom was right��� it was the damn phone

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Mpho Maboi left our brother Yeye when he lost his big contract at Kaizer Chiefs

Now our brother got a Job as head coach with R400K salary a month

Now Mpho Maboi owes SARS… 😭😭😭🔥

[Jimmy @FCBJimmy_]

I apologize in advance if this applies to you but I sincerely believe that if you think Ronaldo was ever close to Messi, you are of an objectively lower mental status than me, something akin to a sea urchin or maybe a mussel.

[Mod @CFCMods]

I’m never deleting this app 😭😭😭😭😭

[sculvy @michaelsculvy]

music taste been elite since a child

[Paul Gaskell @pgaskell13]

Life before cheating

[Chelsea Martinelli @martinelliBless]

Le ganamos una champions al equipo más tramposo de la historia 💙

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

something about old pets breaks my heart. their legs get slower, their jumps get smaller, but they still want to be wherever you are. age catches their bodies, never their love.

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

Deporting Africans from other African countries is okay until South Africa does it. Then suddenly it’s “One Africa.” Zambia removed 143 foreigners on 22 Sept: 133 Burundians, 7 Rwandans & 3 Tanzanians. So why the outrage when South Africa enforces its immigration laws?