Lead in the water

Once upon a time in Mexico, there was lead in the water! It spawned a generation of, super stOOpid people...and these are their stories...

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My classmate after being told how Marie Antoinette died: but...but...WHY?! *teary eyes*

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My classmate after watching Marie Antoinette with Kirsten Dunst: WTF?! You mean, that ACTUALLY happened?!

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This one only works in spanish -- Mi compañero al ver "Las Meninas" de Velázquez: ¡¿qué, y los gatos?!

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Bangladesh flag on the board- Kid: Japan, North Korea!

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My classmate on Jehovah's witnesses: in my experience, those r the only religious dudes who never try to convince you to join them...

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My classmate on pederasts within the catholic church: Those r the worst, disguising themselves as trustworthy men...that's cheating!

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My classmate about blood donations: "Why would people donate blood anyway?"

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My classmate about hepC: "I'm so glad I got hepC, that way I will never have to donate blood, E-V-E-R!"

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My classmate's opinion on any book without illustrations:Sucks! doesn't even have pictures! reminds me of "the artist" where no-one talks...

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My classmate: recommend me a female singer -- Me: Billy Holiday -- My classmate:I said female dumb ass! that's a dude...

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My classmate's review on "The Artist": totally sucked! i fell asleep after 15 minutes, no-one says anything, SO boring, DO NOT watch it...

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what is the most famous avenue in New York?
Kid: CENTRAL PARK!

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y yo pensando que los niños son los únicos con problemas de ortografía...ilusa!

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Student 1: what does "suffer" mean?
Student 2: It's that thing that you install on your computer, duh!

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about the digestive system:
Kid: The large intestine contains the small intestine.

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Teacher: Name the ocean between America and Europe.
Student: The Black Sea!

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Teacher: Name the novel where the battle of Troy is narrated.
Student: Don Quixote!
T: err, no.
S: The Bible?

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Teacher: Capital of Japan?
Student: CHINA!
Teacher: ok, that's a bit racist.
Student: but no-one's running.

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Teacher: Name the channel which divides the U.K. and France.
Student: THE PANAMA CHANNEL!
T: ¬¬ really?...where is Panama?
Absolute silence.

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At a painting of the solar system:
S:u missed something
T:dont think so
S:the white lines of the planets
T:???...wait! the orbits?!
S:yeah!