Supreme leader snoke

Leader of the first order. Has a f****d up face.

[Supreme leader snoke @Leader2Supreme]

Rey's best friend is a funny, caring, and somewhat charming man.

My best friend is a guy who worships Darth Vader's burnt helmet.

[Supreme leader snoke @Leader2Supreme]

Here to make big announcement: I'm throwing my hat into the ring for the U.S presidential race!

[Supreme leader snoke @Leader2Supreme]

Fine, I'll to you guys who I am.

Porkins.

Just kidding.

JUST STOP CALLING ME DARTH PLAKAKOCK, OR WHOEVER, OK?

[Supreme leader snoke @Leader2Supreme]

You should see Kylo Ren when he's drunk. He makes out with 50 stormtroopers and general Hux.

[Annoyed Snoke @AnnoyedSnoke]

Rey had the opportunity of a lifetime; train with Kylo Ren.

She passed it up.

Now she's stuck between a rock and a hard place.

Literally.

[Supreme leader snoke @Leader2Supreme]

Kylo is so romantic on valentine's day. He even whines about about the pull to the light for 2 hours!

[Supreme leader snoke @Leader2Supreme]

Yep people, we're peaceful and non-violent. Just ignore the village slaughters and stuff.

[Supreme leader snoke @Leader2Supreme]

So, how do I kill Hu-I mean,uh, how should Kylo Ren and I give him cookies?

*Awkward laughter*

[Supreme leader snoke @Leader2Supreme]

Haven't been tweeting much late;y due to back injury. Fell when I got off my throne for the first time in 9 years.

[Supreme leader snoke @Leader2Supreme]

God, Kylo Ren has become so melo dramatic over this Rookyo, I mean...Rey. If I here about his attraction one more time, I'll force choke him

[Supreme leader snoke @Leader2Supreme]

Now replacing the knights of Ren with...Wall street bankers. So much greed and evil in those 6.

[Supreme leader snoke @Leader2Supreme]

I might just replace Kylo with Martin Skrelly. That guy is already like 200% darkish bro.

[Supreme leader snoke @Leader2Supreme]

Today, a twi was just chocolate, nothing else. In response, I asked for a refund....And forced choked every single employee to death...

[Supreme leader snoke @Leader2Supreme]

@Leader2Supreme And the accountant's can't even get the fucking math right

[Supreme leader snoke @Leader2Supreme]

....

[Annoyed Snoke @AnnoyedSnoke]

I think Hux has a nose fetish.

There's posters of noses all over his private quarters.

This explains why he's alway near Kylo Ren.

[Supreme leader snoke @Leader2Supreme]

Today, Kylo Ren asked to have goth music playing over our training montage. I said no.

[Supreme leader snoke @Leader2Supreme]

Think I'm gonna tell Kylo he has a kid just to fuck with him tomorrow.

[Supreme leader snoke @Leader2Supreme]

Truth is, I never wanted to complete Kylo Ren's training. I just wanted an enforcer who could do tricks. But nope, Jedi girl came along...