𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐂. 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬

RP/Parody Account

Adult Writer

"I will crush you with my bare hands."

Other account: @AwesomeSaddler

[𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐂. 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬 @LeaderSimmons]

"I am the National Security Advisor. It's my job to prevent terrorist attacks, not cause them."

Leader of The Family
Age: Late 40s to 50s
All eras, RE1 to 8

Serious/parody
Dark themes, no lewd
Canon divergent
Ships are unlikely

[𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐂. 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬 @LeaderSimmons]

Please, I'm not a madman. I'm the one who is keeping order around here.

[Claire Redfield @R79Claire]

@LeaderSimmons Only say a madman.

[𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐂. 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬 @LeaderSimmons]

A bit unfortunate, I must admit that.

[𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐂. 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬 @LeaderSimmons]

@KillerQueenAnt I'm sure that is him after his planning payed off

[𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐂. 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬 @LeaderSimmons]

A black cat might be more fitting for you though

[𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐂. 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬 @LeaderSimmons]

Claire and Chris Redfield are a true nuisance.

[𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐂. 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬 @LeaderSimmons]

Waiting for Ada Wong to like me

[𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐂. 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬 @LeaderSimmons]

Of course, Mr. Kennedy

[𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐂. 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬 @LeaderSimmons]

No fun? And using my money is fun, Ms Ashford?

Hm, that sounds almost tempting. Fine, use my money, but only if you put Leon and Helena on there as well. Thank you.

[𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐂. 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬 @LeaderSimmons]

"That is just your reading of my words, Mr Kennedy. I implied nothing."

[𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐂. 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬 @LeaderSimmons]

Keep drinking, Mr Kennedy

[𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐂. 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬 @LeaderSimmons]

This world is home to too many fools.

[𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐂. 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬 @LeaderSimmons]

All I do is for the good of that world, Agent Kennedy

[𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐂. 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬 @LeaderSimmons]

She is in the mood for shopping. How nice for her. No need to do it with my money though.

[𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐂. 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬 @LeaderSimmons]

I am not feeling left out, thank you. Why wouldn't you use your own money, Alexia? Surely you must have enough.

[𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐂. 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬 @LeaderSimmons]

In case you wish to vanish forever it is, Mr. Branagh

[𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚗 𝙱𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚐𝚑 @lone_branagh]

Is that an invitation-

[𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐂. 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬 @LeaderSimmons]

Why is everyone using Heisenberg's credit card? Well, better than mine I'd say.

[𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐂. 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬 @LeaderSimmons]

That is strangely relatable.

[𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐂. 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬 @LeaderSimmons]

"Good enough, Mr Wittlock. What do you want?"

[Lex Wittlock @Survivor_Lex2]

@LeaderSimmons "Always a pleasure to see you. How are you doing?"

[𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐂. 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬 @LeaderSimmons]

Good luck with that, Kennedy

[𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐂. 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬 @LeaderSimmons]

@KillerQueenAnt @LeonTheAgent Well, he named himself Leon Slow Kennedy now, which seems more fitting to me.