Leaf Addict

I am a Leaf addict: I am WAY too emotionally invested in the Toronto Maple Leafs.

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Why are they called The Toronto Marlies, instead of The Toronto Maybe Leafs?
#LeafsForever #Marlies

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Joe Biden: Get me Seal Team 6 on the line

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Stolarzina

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@drvolts This apartment building needed new balcony railings. So the landlord put in solar panels
https://t.co/cyEQPymSGI

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Argentina has five guys on their roster named Martinez

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@ATFulemin I’m always proud of my self-control when I don’t scream “THIS AINT A FUCKING CASINO, ASSHOLE!”

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[to the tune of “Lyin’ Eyes” by The Eagles]
🎶
You can’t hide young Matthew Knies
And your smile is a thin disguise
I hope by now you realize
The OT goal was scored by Matthew Knies

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Please @Sportsnet, for the love of Christ, stop showing extended close-up shots during live action of #NHL games. I can’t see the puck and it stresses me out. I can’t see what the fuck is going on!

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Me, at the driving range, after 50 lousy shots, finally hitting a good one…

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Poorly timed ad in my FB timeline today

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Is this the hit that gave Nylander a concussion? #LeafsForever

[Omar @TicTacTOmar]

Eyssimont caught Nylander at the offensive blue line

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Did Sammy think the play was whistled dead?

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@AndySlater Good. Fuck him

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@lukefoxjukebox You know what? You can keep Matthews completely away from those guys by not playing him at all.

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@PaisanoRomano That’s Marner’s man

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Nylander out? No problem.
89>88.
Math doesn’t lie.
#LeafsForever

[Stop fuckin’ crying bro @TheOakLeafs]

Let me preemptively say that every single official overseeing the Leafs/Bruins series, as well as the whores who spawned them from their assholes, can all go fuck themselves. Go Leafs.

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I say we pull the goalie every time Matthews is on the ice

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Reimer blows a 4-1 lead (again)

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I can’t stop looking at Elliot Friedman’s lower lip. It has its own gravitational field.

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Bobby Mac and Nicky Bobby!