Brendan Shanahan

The President of the Toronto Maple Leafs ....... isn't on Twitter. But this FAKE parody one is! It's all jokes. I was brought here to kick ass!!

[Brendan Shanahan @LeafsPresident]

My next hires will be @simmonssteve and @mirtle. I'm going to set them up at centre ice & watch them beat the shit out of each other. #Leafs

[Brendan Shanahan @LeafsPresident]

I guess I could get us a centre and some legit defencemen. But that's boring. We're hiring nerds and putting up statues. Yay us! #Leafs #NHL

[Brendan Shanahan @LeafsPresident]

Zero improvement on the ice, but lots of changes in the front office. Following in Burkies footsteps. Doesn't work but it gets press. #Leafs

[Brendan Shanahan @LeafsPresident]

Sure I'm hiring a shitoad of analytics nerds for the front office. These are the kinds of losers I used to beat up in Mimico. #Leafs

[Brendan Shanahan @LeafsPresident]

My condolences to Ray Shero after being let go by the #Penguins. I'd offer u a job with the #Leafs, but we have no interest in winning. #NHL

[Brendan Shanahan @LeafsPresident]

My first move as #Leafs President is to re-sign our shitty coach. See? I fit in already. I'm an idiot just like the rest of the organization

[Brendan Shanahan @LeafsPresident]

On behalf of the #Leafs organization, I'd like to wish the #Raptors good luck in the playoffs. Although we don't know what "playoffs" means.

[Brendan Shanahan @LeafsPresident]

First day on the job and I already hate everyone on our entire roster and in management. #Leafs #NHL