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Ben Hannant looks scared. Which is very understandable #footyrivsls

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RIP Neville Costigan. Junior Paulo wins by punching him in the face with a fight the size of an average mans head #footyrivals

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I’ve been pretty drunk before, but there isn’t enough alcohol in the world to get me drunk enough to fight Junior Paulo #footyrivals

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How the absolute fuck did one judge award that fight to Thaiday? #corruptboxing

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Unsurprisingly, Willie Mason beats San Thaiday by decision. Thaiday can now waddle his way to the concession stand to get seven hotdogs and a Diet Coke #footyrivals

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Sam* but who really cares.

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Thaiday is wearing a “the man shake” sponsored singlet even though clearly the only shake he drinks is Honeycomb Quake Shakes from Donut King #footyrivals

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Willie Mason has a three foot reach advantage so is just going to jab the shit out of Thaiday for the whole fight. By the looks of it, Thaiday’s training leading up to the fight was purely eating fatty foods and not exercising #footyrivals

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On one hand I want Thaiday to win because he’s a Queenslander and Mason seems like a bit of a wanker, but on the other hand Thaiday played for the Broncos and Willie Mason grabbing Korbin Sims on the dick that one time was really funny #footyrivals

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Willie Mason vs Sam Thaiday up next #footyrivals

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Sandor Earl beats Justin Hodges by unanimous points decision #boxing

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Justin Hodges has really shit cardio and seemed more interested in hugging Sandor Earl. Sandor is quite a sexy man though so I’d be trying to hug him too.

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Hodges knocked down early in the first round but on his feet now #boxing

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Just cancel the All Star game... #NRLAllStars

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Well played India, what a great series. Absolutely deserved the win.

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The Foley/Telford fight has been amazing #boxing

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Penrith still on top according to Phil Gould #NRLPanthersStorm

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The @brisbanebroncos Women’s team win another premiership and have won more games than the men’s team is 2020.

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Did you hear that big noise? That was the sound of the @RaidersCanberra premiership window slamming shut.

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Valentine Holmes hit with a grade one shoulder charge on Jesse Arthars from the #NRLBroncosCowboys game last night. Will miss Origin opener unless he can get it downgraded at the judiciary